Game: Corrupt a Wish

granted, but they were infested with sharks


i wish i had never ending money

Granted, except it's all printed on red construction paper and therefor useless.

I wish I had more wishes.

Granted, except I lost them on my way over so no more wishes for you.

I wish I had an orange.

Granted, but it was a really sour orange you would spit it!

I wish I had a PSP...

Granted. But it's region locked for games only made in Bermuda.

I wish I had a bag of MnMs.

Granted, but I ate them


I wish i had better grades

Granted, but somehow all the records are destroyed and they're no longer usefull.

I wish I had a gun...

granted but it was a squirt gun that didn't have any water in it :c

I WISH I COULD POP AND BREAKDANCE x3

Granted! But the first time you did this mastery skill, you broke your spine and got paralyzed...

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but u realized u were a butterfly, and u were eaten by a frog


I wish i was a princess, literally

Granted but a jealous witch came and took you! *gasp*

I wish I met Harry Styles!

Granted, but Harry Styles called you a ugly hag.

I wish I had another week of vacation

Granted, but... you got tons of projects the vacation didn't feel like it!

I wish my teacher would hold off our DIARY...

Granted, but then is was destroyed *creative*


I wish my mom hadnt posted me singing on FB

Granted. She posted the first time you used the bathroom instead.

I wish school wasn't so boring...

granted, but it was so fun, u never wanted to leave, therefore staying in school your whole life


I wish i had a nicer history teacher

Granted, but she makes really cheesy jokes all the time. ALL the time.

I wish my cat would stop peeing on the chair.

Also, I love the Peeta and I know it song!!! Even though I just learned it today.

Granted, but she started peeing on the couch instead.

I WISH THAT MY RIGHT EARBUD WOULD WORK.

Granted, but then the left one didnt XD


I wish i had an ipod touch

Granted, but your iPod touch was a pod of peas with the letter 'i' on it that you could touch.

I WISH I COULD FLY.

Granted, but u could only fly for 5 seconds, and u fell to ur demise


I wish I could get the courage i need 2 ask the guy i like out

Granted but he turned out to be a murderous serial killer.

I wish I had more fingers.

granted, but then they turned into little mini yous


I wish i had two of me

Granted but the clone of you killed everyone you knew

I wish i had a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich

granted, but it was plastic :P

I wish me and my guy-friend would stop fighting