Game: Corrupt a Wish

granted, but then u became dumb


I wish my printer would stop being a DERP

Granted, but then it became derpette

I wish my grades never dropped

Granted, but then they disapeered


I wish my grades would go up

Granted but then your sanity went down.
I wish I had more free time

Granted but then you had nothing to do in that free time.

I wish for a shotgun.

Granted, but u shot urself with it


I wish i was more flirtatious

Granted but then you were so flirty your fan boys went crazier.
I wish wedding dresses weren't so damn expensive.

Granted, but then they were all gone before you could get one cause people got them all before you


I wish i could pick my own sang to sing at my siss wedding

Granted but then you couldn't pick anything else
I wish I hadn't fought with my BF today

Granted, but then he fought with u


iwishihadabf

Granted but then he dumped you.

I wish I had a gf.

Granted, but she was a total Beach.

I wish I had more friends to come over.

Granted, but they stole all ur stuff, and u turned into a hobo


I wish i could see my future

Granted, but then you learned you were going to die in the next 2 minutes.

I wish i could change the past

Granted but then you altered the future so bad it ended

I wish my time stopper wasn't broken

Granted, but then u ruined time my fixing it


I wish i could be older

Granted, but then you became a miserable old hag.
I wish I could go to Hogwarts.

Granted, but u were a ravenclaw


I wish ppl at school would call me cherry pop

Granted but then they thought the name meant something dirty.
I wish life was easier

Granted, but then, as soon as you were enjoying life, you were hit by a bus and died.

I wish I didn't have to unload the dishwasher.

Granted, but then you had no dishes and had to eat on the floor, and after that you turned into a dog.
I wish there was something decent on TV right now.

Granted but then thewre was never any other decent T.V show anywhere.
I wish I could text ouf of state

Granted, but then an Switxerfrancian afroed person came and cyberbullied you into nonexistence. *iminacreativemood*
I wish I was at least a little prettier.

Granted, but then you beccame vain, so if any one looked at you, you would have their eyes poked out with forks, and everyone in the whole world had to tell you how pretty you were every day or else you would cut out their tounge.
(Your not the only one who is creative)

I wish that my brother wasn't such a brat.

Granted, but then he was so nice, he got really annoying, and would never leave you alone


I wish i had an ipod