Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but then I stole it and laughed in your face. *iminabadmood*
I wish my dad would pick up dinner.

Granted, but it was squid


I wish i had some good food...

Granted, but you turned out to be allergic to it, and youwere sent to the hospital because your face puffed up.

...On that note I wish that my mom had a job that she liked.

Granted, but then your mom got fired.

I wish I moved lived in Canada for a week.

Granted, but while u were there, ur old house was forclosed


I wish i could draw better, no, scratch that, i wish i could draw

Granted, but then you became so good, Picasso came back from the dead to reclaim a position as a pwning artist.
I wish I could have some Chobani yogurt.

Granted, but since i dont know what that is, u were alergic, and died


I wish i could be pretty

Granted, but then you became so pretty, anyone who looked at you died.
I wish I could be on a little more.

Granted, but then u kept wishing that same wish, and u died because u never got off the computer


I wish I coul've lived in the Spartan age

Granted, but then you hated your life because your a girl and girls back then were 'property' and all they did all day was cook and clean and have babies and a lot of other really boring stuff.

I wish that I had more money on my Ipod so I could buy some more songs.

Granted, but then they were terrible songs


I wish i had courage

Granted, but then you became too brave, and died jumping off a cliff.
I wish my dad got home a little earlier, I miss him when I come home from school.

Granted, but then he found out that you made a 25 on a math test, and grounded you so everyday when you came home from school he yelled at you to study, and you couldn't get on CHB any more because all you did all day long was studying.

I wish that I could be in a more comfortable postition.

Granted, but then you got so comfortable, you fell asleep until the world ended. *sweet sweet revenge*
I wish I was better at math.

Granted, so the country moved you up to collage, and when you passed collage you became a math proffesser, and you wanted to find out if the number pi ever ended so all day long, all you did was find out if the number pi ever ended. Then, you went crazy because all you saw all day long were numbers. The end.
(MWUAHAHA)

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

Granted, but then a magical asteroid hit the streets dividing your school and your house and you never saw anyone from your school ever again, even your frands.

I wish that I had a reliable gaming laptop that could run battlefield 3. xD

Granted, but it backfired, cause the commercial lied about it being reliable.
I wish my crush liked me back.

Granted, but then he became obsessed with you, and would never leave you alone, and you got so fustrated that you yelled at him and he never talked to eyou ever again.

I wish I knew how to play guitar.

Granted, but u were terrible


I wish my brother

<---------- (my avatar)

wasn't such a jerk now

Granted, but he'd turn into a flying super cute, super cuddly penguin and fly to Antarctica and you would be like NUUUUU because everyone wants to cuddle a penguin.

I wish I had no more wishes to wish for.

Granted. No corruption needed, that's a terrible wish.

I wish I had a really big hat.

Granted, but it was really ugly


I wish my friends werent so mean

Granted, but they became absolutely horrible! hehe

I wish I didn't get bored.

Granted, but then you could never relax, cause when u r never bored, u can never just sit there or nap MWAHAHAHAHAHA


I wish i had my speshul writing pen ;___;

Granted, but the pen broke as soon as you got it.

I wish I had some pomegrante serbert.