Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but a squirrel will bite my head off.

I wish I could go camping in my backyard.

Granted, but a bear came and attacked you.

I wish I could camp on my couch and go CHB all day.

Granted, but I'd be lazy.

I wish I could go on CHB whenever and wherever I wanted too.

Granted, but when day you got banned.

I wish I could go on here during school.

Granted, but I might fall.

I wish I could jump down my staircase and land on my sweet couch.

Granted, but then your couch broke and your arm was twisted.

I wish I finished my stupid project.

Granted, but I would feel guilty.

I wish I had my new phone, TODAY!

Granted but when you finally got it, someone stole it...

I wish it would rain.

Granted, but it was acidic and burnt through your windows. xP

I wish I could score top 1% on the New South Wales ICAS test... Dx xD

Granted, but then you gone insane trying xDD

I wish i had good charrie lay-outs T^T

granted, but then they were so good, people hastled u and wanted to copy them


I wish i was a better painter

Granted, but people would be JEALOUS!

I wish I won the lottery.

Granted, but then u went to vegas, and lost all of the money


I wish i had better clothes

Granted, but I would bother my mom.

I wish I get my STUIPID, STINKIN' iPhone Today!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but it broke


I wish i had a better behaved dog

Granted, but then your mother somehow decided to get a really rowdy cat instead. xD

I wish I could bother to memorise the entire binary code.

granted but you started mixing it up

I wish i was sleepy

Granted, but you fell asleep as you were driving.

I wish I didn't have to go to my sister's photo session.

Granted, but then u had 2 go 2 ur moms photo session


I wish i could HAVE a photo session

Granted, but then the camera broke.

I wish peepz wouldn't ignore me DXX

Granted, but then they'd fuss all over you and bother you to death. xD

I wish I could remember the entire periodic table with the elements, proton number, atomic number, differentiate the lanthanides and acitinides, electrons on the outermost shell, group and period WITHOUT MIXING UP OR FORGETTING ANYTHING. Aha, destroy that wish I dare you.

Granted, but then you had to get a small part of your brain taken out and that was the part with the periodic table.

I wish I could win $50.

Granted, but you'd freak them out and yeah.

I wish i could fly!

granted but you flew too close to the white house and they had to shoot you down.

I wish i could be on mars

Granted, but then the aliens killed you.

I wish Hulk was real!