Game: Corrupt a Wish

granted but you were the first puny human he smashed.

I wish today was friday.

Granted, but then the next day was Monday.

I wish there wasn't a law that you had to go to school.

Granted, but then u become so stupid, u died


I wish i could live happily without eating stuff, like, have a world where food wasnt needed

Granted, but I would be a door knob.

I wish there was no school.

Granted, but then you became an idiot.

Granted, but I would be sad... :<

I wish the pit bull next door would SHHHH.......!

Granted, but then it's mate moved in. >:D

I wish I could speak spanish, French, Korean, Japanese, Thai, Russian, ALL THOSE awesome Beijing Dialects, Italian, Irish, Latin and Swedish flawlessly. 8DDD

Granted, but then you spoke those languages so muck you forget how to speak American.

I wish I won $100,000 so I could go to Paris.

Granted, but I might hurt myself.

I wish I could do a handspring.

Granted, but then u broke ur hand


I wish i had more money

Granted, but then someone stole it.

I wish I could meet One Direction.

Granted, but its too perfect.

I wish people would stop arguing.

Granted, but when they were mad they punched you.

I wish One Direction will come to my 8th grade graduation.

Granted, but there like 19.

I wish I could meet One Direction.

Granted, but they ate you


I wish One Direction didn't excist so there wouldnt be so many screaming obsessed girls -_-

granted but then you had to listen to justin beiber

I wish i had more time to sleep

Granted, but a bird kept you awake so you didn't get the extra sleep anyway.

I wish that I didn't have so many exams

Granted, but then you had to stay in the same grade for 50 years.

I wish when I went to bed late and woke up late.

JEEZ WHADDA HECK IS AMERICAN? o_O I certainly don't speak American.

Granted, but then you go to school late everyday.

I wish I could eat the entire chocolate fondue 8DD

Granted, but the next minute it came out of the other end.

I wish my dance recital was next weekend.

GRanted, but then the world blew up before you could dance


I wish i was in dance

Granted, but it was folk.

I wish I reality was harder, so the price wouldn't be so high, and the rewards would be greater.

Granted, but it would be all messed up.

I wish I can unplug my phone.

Granted, but when you unplugged it it broke into pieces.

I wish I could go on the computer when ever I wanted.

Granted, but theres no down side.

I wish I won 1 million dollars.