Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but then he started arguing with your shoe.

I wish I spoke fluent Spanish.

Granted, but it was the most obscure dialect so only a handful of people actually understand you.

I wish I had a rocketship so that I could go to Mars and attend Pigfarts.

PIGFARTS!Granted, but you forgot your helmet, so your head imploded.

I wish I be on vacation forever...

Granted, but you just lost Internet access - permanently~

I wish that Sharpie ink was actually permanent and didn't rub off.

GRanted, but then u could NEVER EVER get it off.


I wish a had a real sword...

Granted, but it was posessed and decided to attack you.

I wish that my unicorn wasn't sick so that I could fly her Alaska again.

Granted, but she died in Alaska, by being eaten by a polar bear


I wish i could be a cow for a day

Granted, but you became steak on someone's plate.

I wish I was filthy rich.

Granted, but then people sued you for no reason, and you lost all of your money


I wish I could be a wolf for a day

Granted, but then an Indian came and killed you for your warm fur.

I wish I could meet One Direction.

Granted, but then u died at the britishness XD


I wish i would stop typing teh instead of the

Granted, but then you had to many things on your mind and started typing teh again.

I wish I could get a dog.

Granted, but it was stupid and annoying and shed a lot (EXACTLY like my dog -.-)


I wish I didn't have a dog

Granted, but then your dog came back after a day.

I wish I could win the lottery.

Granted, but it was a fake lottery


I wish I had some more money

Granted, but someone stole your money.


I wish I could be here 24/7.

Granted, but you passed out after a 36 hours and drooled all over your laptop and destroyed it.

I wish my mom didn't try to act cool all the time.

Granted, but then all your friends hated you because you wouldn't let your mom be cool.


I wish I could get a new wardrobe.

Granted, but it was ALL DRESSES that were made of cardboard


I wish i had my own laptop

Granted, but it was actually a Communist plot and it exploded in your face when you booted it up.

I wish that I ruled the world.

Granted, but then people got tired of you being their leader and wanted to kill you.


I wish I didn't have to go to school.

Granted, but then u became so stupid, all u could do was sit around and do nothing


I wish i could live 4ever

Granted, but then someone thought that that wasn't fair and killed you.


I wish I could meet Katniss Everdeen.

Granted, but she shot you with an arrow

I wish I could meet Peeta. Just at least meet him...

Granted, but he poisoned you.


I wish I could be on tv.