Ze book of Failure and WINNING.

Exhibit A:


[01:14:33] Kitten joined the chat on Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:14 am
[01:14:42] Booyahhayoob : HAI
[01:14:49] Kitten : Hello all
[01:15:56] Kitten : *crickets*
[01:16:02] Booyahhayoob : Do you have any gay charries, Kitty?
[01:16:14] Booyahhayoob : Or Lesbo?
[01:16:16] Booyahhayoob : or Bi?
[01:17:00] Kitten : erm well Artemis is Bi I guess why?
[01:17:05] Murderer : /facepalm
[01:17:09] Booyahhayoob : I wanna date em
[01:17:11] Murderer : hi kitty
[01:17:12] Kitten : I haen't realy mentioned much about it though
[01:17:19] Kitten : -_-
[01:17:27] Booyahhayoob : Le sigh.
[01:17:31] Murderer : How's it goin kitty
[01:18:05] Kitten : it's going fine
[01:18:16] Kitten : but dating sounds good ^^
[01:18:29] Booyahhayoob : :D
[01:18:38] Booyahhayoob : Which gender is she?
[01:19:04] Kitten : I'm not even going to answer that
[01:19:37] Kitten : ^^
[01:20:01] Booyahhayoob : ...Oh
[01:20:06] Kitten : but er she is a She
[01:20:11] Booyahhayoob : k
[01:20:32] Kitten : Her name is Artemis ^^


[19:44:12] Blue : Wait, there's a person named Skye on here?
[19:44:20] opforghost : floury
[19:44:22] opforghost : is skye
[19:44:22] Blue : My last name is Skye...
[19:44:23] Chuck Testa : My real name is Blue. Last name is Skye. I think It's pretty cool.
[19:44:31] opforghost : my beautiful, beautiful wife xD
[19:44:34] Chuck Testa : From Blue's intro
[19:44:39] Blue : Yeah.
[19:44:40] opforghost : ...
[19:44:42] Chuck Testa : SHE'S MINE.
[19:44:45] opforghost : i'd believe you, chuck
[19:44:49] opforghost : if your name wasn't chuck testa
[19:44:51] opforghost : WHO'S YOURS
[19:44:53] opforghost : FOOL
[19:44:58] Chuck Testa : SKYE
[19:45:00] Chuck Testa : FOO
[19:45:08] opforghost : except she's nooot
[19:45:12] opforghost : TAKE BLUE OR SOMETHING
[19:45:27] opforghost : :3
[19:45:35] Chuck Testa : NO.
[19:45:41] Chuck Testa : SKYE. IS. MINE.
[19:46:06] opforghost : you wish.
[19:46:12] opforghost : you really, really do.
[19:46:15] Chuck Testa : i KNOW
[19:46:25] Chuck Testa : Foo.
[19:46:27] @ Floury Pancakes : Excuse be but WTF are you doing?
[19:46:37] opforghost : ohcrapshe'sback
[19:46:46] Chuck Testa : arguing over who gets you
[19:46:54] opforghost : more like
[19:47:02] opforghost : arguing on the state of this guy's sanity.
[19:47:04] RedPhoenix : Wow xD xD xD
[19:47:11] @ Floury Pancakes : I'm not an object. >.>
[19:47:18] Chuck Testa : i am PERFECTLY sane.
[19:47:19] @ Floury Pancakes : *FEMINIST SKYE ACTIVATE*
[19:47:24] Chuck Testa : YOU are the insane one!
[19:47:26] opforghost : I KNOW YOU'RE NOT
[19:47:29] opforghost : WE ARE EQUALS
[19:47:35] opforghost : DEMONSTRATED BY THE FACT
[19:47:37] Chuck Testa : BLASPHEMY
[19:47:41] opforghost : I'M MAKING SAMMICHES RIGHT NOW xD
[19:48:07] Chuck Testa : SO NYEH
[19:48:22] opforghost : don'tscrollupskye
[19:48:44] @ Floury Pancakes : I shall remind you all of this;
[19:48:46] @ Floury Pancakes : [18:00:18 05/12/11] * Booyahhayoob kisses Skye
[19:48:51] opforghost : I'M NOT IGNORING YOUU
[19:48:53] Chuck Testa : :D
[19:48:54] @ Floury Pancakes : I already scrolled up.
[19:49:02] opforghost : ...
[19:49:05] opforghost : i'm going to kill him
[19:49:07] opforghost : and rip out his spine
[19:49:10] @ Floury Pancakes : xD
[19:49:13] Chuck Testa : :PPPP
[19:49:13] opforghost : and thrash him with it.
[19:49:31] RedPhoenix : xD xD xD dad you guyses funneh xD
[19:49:33] * opforghost adds to the hug, MAKING IT A GROUP FAMILY HUG!
[19:49:43] opforghost : :3
[19:49:45] Chuck Testa : Imma send the Dark Brotherhood to assassinate you.
[19:49:53] opforghost : LOL
[19:49:55] Blue : LADIES, LADIES, Settle down.
[19:50:00] opforghost : I'M PART OF THE DARK BROTHERHOOD TOO, BUDDY
[19:50:06] opforghost : I'VE KILLED THE EMPEROR MULTIPLE TIMES
[19:50:13] opforghost : getmadson
[19:50:23] Chuck Testa : I'LL SAY YOU SENT THEIR SECRETS TO THE IMPERIAL LEGION
[19:50:29] Chuck Testa : FOO.
[19:50:38] opforghost : ... coolstorybro.
[19:50:54] * Chuck Testa hugs Skye
[19:50:56] Chuck Testa : BURN
[19:50:59] opforghost : that's nooooot blackmail material
[19:51:20] Chuck Testa : GHOST WAS CHEATING ON YOU, SKYE
[19:51:34] Chuck Testa : [19:50:46] * opforghost gives blue a kiss, and proposes.
[19:51:40] * opforghost rips out Chuck Testa's spine, and then drives all of ribs through the front of his chest, and promptly thrashes Chuck with his own spine until his head has seperated from his torso.
[19:52:01] opforghost : uh
[19:52:20] opforghost : that's why
[19:52:28] opforghost : you don't hug my girl without her permission.
[19:52:46] opforghost : that was weird.
[19:52:48] * Chuck Testa rips out all of Ghost's *sensitive* areas, burns them, and beats the crap out of ghost using the sensitive areas.
[19:52:54] Chuck Testa : NYEH
[19:52:57] opforghost : except
[19:53:01] opforghost : ghosts can't be destroyed
[19:53:04] opforghost : but chuck testa can.
[19:53:11] @ Floury Pancakes : O_o
[19:53:12] opforghost : ghost protocol, man.
[19:53:39] Chuck Testa : *cough cough* [size=]Ghostbusters[/size]*cough cough*
[19:53:44] opforghost : fail.
[19:53:47] opforghost : that's just a terrible fail.
[19:54:03] Chuck Testa : CRUD
[19:54:21] opforghost : ...
[19:54:26] Chuck Testa : *cough cough*Ghostbusters*cough cough*.
[19:54:29] opforghost : wellthatwaskindaawks
[19:54:42] opforghost : i'm not a haunting ghost, idiot.
[19:54:52] Chuck Testa : STILL
[19:54:58] opforghost : ...
[19:55:09] Chuck Testa : ALL GHOSTS ARE CONSIDERED DANGEROUS
[19:55:44] opforghost :

Spoiler:

[19:56:02] Chuck Testa : ...?
[19:56:04] @ Floury Pancakes : Okay...
[19:56:09] @ Floury Pancakes : How about this;
[19:56:12] opforghost : that's where my name originates.
[19:56:33] opforghost : i'm scared
[19:56:39] opforghost : what is skye preparing?
[19:56:47] @ Floury Pancakes : I'm just going to remain single. xD
[19:56:53] Chuck Testa : O.O
[19:56:54] opforghost : ...
[19:57:04] Chuck Testa : Fine! Then me and Ghost will mate!
[19:57:08] opforghost : wut?
[19:57:13] @ Floury Pancakes : O_o
[19:57:15] opforghost : no, we mate.
[19:57:19] opforghost : we won't*
[19:57:21] @ Floury Pancakes : Have fun with that...
[19:57:22] opforghost : i'm retarded.
[19:57:33] opforghost : waitskyewhatdoyoumean?
[19:58:23] Chuck Testa : Op
[19:58:39] Chuck Testa : do you have any free charrie slots?
[19:58:56] opforghost : ihave1charriebutthat'snotwhat'sonmymindrightnow
[19:59:43] Chuck Testa : Can I make one, then we have them date?
[20:00:31] opforghost : no
[20:00:37] opforghost : i currently despise you a lot right now
[20:00:44] opforghost : so that's out of the question.
[20:02:20] ISryslyAd0reYou : SKYE. I'M SINGLE TOO SISTAHH^^
[20:02:29] * ISryslyAd0reYou huggles skye
[20:02:37] opforghost : [21:56:47] @ Floury Pancakes : I'm just going to remain single. xD <- This worries me right now -_-
[20:02:55] @ Floury Pancakes : [23:02:37] opforghost : [21:56:47] @ Floury Pancakes : I'm just going to remain single. xD <- This worries me right now -_- (Why?)
[20:03:11] @ Floury Pancakes : I already stated I would die old and alone as a crazy book lady.
[20:03:56] opforghost : ...
[20:03:57] opforghost : selene
[20:04:06] opforghost : might wanna edit your chb crazy family thing now.
[20:15:44] opforghost : SKYE
[20:15:49] opforghost : Y U DIVORCE ME ALREADY?
[20:16:16] @ Floury Pancakes : I didn't divorce you, lulz.
[20:16:24] @ Floury Pancakes : I meant I'd be single in real life forever
[20:16:33] opforghost : ...
[20:16:53] opforghost : oooooooh.
[20:16:55] opforghost : i feel stupid.
[20:17:00] opforghost : and a self-used tool.
[20:19:44] @ Floury Pancakes : Don't kill Boo, okay?
[20:19:51] opforghost : me?
[20:19:52] @ Floury Pancakes : There will be no ripping out of spines
[20:19:58] opforghost : depends on what he does :3
[20:19:59] Chuck Testa : :D
[20:20:16] ☆Poppit☆ : :P
[20:20:18] @ Floury Pancakes : xD
[20:20:19] ☆Poppit☆ : :p
[20:20:42] opforghost : just being jelatin.
[20:20:44] opforghost : xP
[20:20:53] * Floury Pancakes kisses Ghosty
[20:21:02] @ Floury Pancakes : Keep that in mind, 'kay?
[20:21:13] * Chuck Testa slaughters Ghosty.
[20:21:19] * Chuck Testa kisses Skye.
[20:21:25] @ Floury Pancakes : O_O
[20:21:27] opforghost : ...
[20:21:28] * Floury Pancakes runs away
[20:21:34] opforghost : and that's how you lose your spine, buddy.
[20:21:36] ☆Poppit☆ : I O.e
[20:21:47] @ Floury Pancakes : Uhm...
[20:22:18] * Floury Pancakes runs and hides with Poppit
[20:22:21] opforghost : i don't think
[20:22:25] opforghost : you realize that's sexual assault.
[20:22:34] opforghost : . . .
[20:22:49] Chuck Testa : She did it to you
[20:22:50] * ☆Poppit☆ hides with Skye
[20:22:53] Chuck Testa : I can do it to her
[20:23:23] opforghost : but it's consensual on this end :3
[20:23:35] Chuck Testa : This end, too.
[20:23:44] opforghost : ...
[20:24:21] * Chuck Testa is saddened and feels left out.
[20:24:36] * Floury Pancakes pats Boo on the back
[20:24:38] @ Floury Pancakes : There there.
[20:24:56] * Chuck Testa cries.
[20:25:11] @ Floury Pancakes : I'll just have to go and hide with Hawk now. xD
[20:25:18] opforghost : why are you hiding?
[20:25:28] @ Floury Pancakes : Because I don't like fights.
[20:25:36] opforghost : okay
[20:25:43] opforghost : i'll temporarily be a pacifist.
[20:25:44] * Floury Pancakes huggles Boo
[20:25:48] opforghost : xD
[20:25:50] opforghost : ...
[20:25:55] @ Floury Pancakes : It's okay, Boo. There there...
[20:25:55] opforghost : WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
[20:25:59] @ Floury Pancakes : *awkward at comforting*
[20:26:05] opforghost : THE CHINESE JUSTICE SYSTEM?
[20:26:07] @ Floury Pancakes : RUNNING ROUND LEAVING SCARS?
[20:26:11] opforghost : never mind.
[20:26:18] @ Floury Pancakes : Okay guess not. xD
[20:26:18] opforghost : ...
[20:26:24] opforghost : jar of hearts
[20:26:26] * Chuck Testa bawls.
[20:26:56] * Floury Pancakes pats Boo on the back again
[20:27:04] @ Floury Pancakes : There there...
[20:28:02] * Chuck Testa moves to Antarctica, where he can make out w/ penguins and not worry about broken hearts.
[20:28:13] opforghost : awww
[20:28:20] opforghost : now even i feel sorry for you, boo.
[20:28:24] Jovii : ...
[20:28:34] @ Floury Pancakes : O_o
[20:33:24] * Chuck Testa shoots Ghost w/ a sniper.
[20:33:30] opforghost : oh my god.
[20:33:36] opforghost : would you lay it off for one sec, bro?
[20:35:00] @ Floury Pancakes : . . .
[20:35:08] @ Floury Pancakes : Now Boo...
[20:35:21] @ Floury Pancakes : What will it take for you two to get along?
[20:35:29] opforghost : i have completely forgiven this guy
[20:35:34] Chuck Testa : Me to date a charrie of yours
[20:35:38] opforghost : but i don't want more /me kisses skye from you Dx
[20:35:45] * opforghost kisses Skye
[20:36:10] * Chuck Testa shoots Ghost w/ the sniper again and kisses Skye.
[20:36:23] @ Floury Pancakes : O_o
[20:36:36] @ Floury Pancakes : Why do people like to kiss me? xD
[20:36:46] Chuck Testa : Yer hot
[20:36:48] opforghost : because
[20:36:53] opforghost : you're quite attractive.
[20:37:01] opforghost : and my heart warms to your brilliant personality
[20:37:03] Chuck Testa : HAWT
[20:37:04] opforghost : xD
[20:37:07] opforghost : i'm so mushy.
[20:37:15] @ Floury Pancakes : O_o
[20:37:18] @ Floury Pancakes : Thank you. <3
[20:37:25] * Chuck Testa stabs Ghost
[20:37:35] @ Floury Pancakes : Boo, I don't even think you've seen me. xD
[20:39:00] Chuck Testa : What's your point?
[20:39:14] Chuck Testa : This is all goin in "Ze Book" btw