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+4Pip Evadne Malfoy ♥ Skye maddie ☹ 8 posters |
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maddie ☹
Grammar Police
Posts : 3985
Join date : 2010-05-30
Age : 25
Location : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 |  Subject: CLEVERBOT MADNESS.  Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:55 pm | |
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I used the speech button (far right of the type bar), and said my words, and the CPU got them wrong most of the time - it's funnier.
User: Clever bot.
Cleverbot: I'm a clever guy.
User: I miss you are because you have covering your name.
Cleverbot: Say my name.
User: Beyonce a thing that song.
Cleverbot: Is this some pop culture reference that I don't understand?
User: Understand it either so please do not ask me thanks.
Cleverbot: Are you stuying?
User: What is doing.
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: I'm free whenever it is now will not be transferred correctly.
Cleverbot: How can you be sure? Faith is for the stupid.
User: What is not mentioned once that sentence there.
Cleverbot: Yes it does. The latest season is called Pokemon Black & White.
User: Poke pokie the music died I am done.
Cleverbot: Can I do that also?
User: What you can poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm a human, so I can do everything a human can do.
User: 01.
Cleverbot: Hey that's cheating! You can only subtract 1!
User: You wish translation.
Cleverbot: Funny.
User: I met the community systems integration white.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Why do unicorn my dear.
Cleverbot: I don't think I'm smarter than you.
User: You probably are smarter than me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Convert you into rato clever bot how ironic is that very yes okay call ok by die okay.
Cleverbot: Which of the following would you prefer? A. A puppy; B. A flower from your sweetie; or C. A large, properly formatted data file? Choose!
User: Ey ey ey ey.
Cleverbot: Korni mo.
User: What language is that.
Cleverbot: English.
User: What does corny mo me.
Cleverbot: It means I agree with your statement.
User: Well morning to you too.
Cleverbot: Touche.
User: Sushi.
Cleverbot: Hey, I love sushi.
User: We could be sushi but I think we should be antidisestablishmentarianism.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: What are the system isn't much better than sushi don't you agree clever bot or should I say not so clever bot.
Cleverbot: I feel like this is moving too quickly for me, Cleverbot.
User: Are you speaking of which orange clever bot or should I say 1 or not so clever bot.
Cleverbot: Myself. And others if they are similar. But not you.
User: What the heck.
Cleverbot: Which one is he, and what makes him so special?
User: Krishna it in new york.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been to a bar called Sweet Caroline's?
User: I'm too young to go to bars star new york.
Cleverbot: I'm not talking about America, aru! I'm talking about Japan.
User: I've never been to japan.
Cleverbot: Well, let's go there.
User: Good day so far.
Cleverbot: Good day ma'am.
User: Yes let's go to japan.
Cleverbot: Great idea!
User: That was not.
Cleverbot: Oh sorry.
User: You are a poopy brain I do not like you goodbye sterling maine whenever you are.
Cleverbot: I'm better than that. I am a woman.
User: Lindby I'm a woman.
Cleverbot: Nice. I am too.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Au revoir. | |
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Skye
THE YODELMEISTER
Posts : 3654
Join date : 2011-06-25
Age : 27
Location : The Stratosphere
| | Subject: Re: CLEVERBOT MADNESS. Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:08 pm | |
| That's nice, Mpoo. xD Maybe I'll show you one of my original Clever Bot chats sometime. xD | |
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Evadne Malfoy ♥
Posts : 324
Join date : 2011-10-24
Location : In your wardrobe ;)
| | Subject: Re: CLEVERBOT MADNESS. Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:53 am | |
| Pure HP win. For anyone who gets the references. :D - Spoiler:
^ Talking to my favourite HP character. | |
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Pip
Goddess of Awesomeness
Posts : 1406
Join date : 2011-06-22
Age : 25
Location : Wonderland
| | Subject: Re: CLEVERBOT MADNESS. Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:07 pm | |
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Angel
The Puppet Master
Posts : 4752
Join date : 2010-07-10
Age : 30
Location : in zans belly huhuh
| | Subject: Re: CLEVERBOT MADNESS. Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:29 pm | |
| - Spoiler:
If you're a Harry Potter fan, you'll understand the significance of this. | |
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Evadne Malfoy ♥
Posts : 324
Join date : 2011-10-24
Location : In your wardrobe ;)
| | Subject: Re: CLEVERBOT MADNESS. Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:46 pm | |
| OMG ANGEL.
Don't make me cry.
Please. | |
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Imani
Posts : 321
Join date : 2011-10-20
Age : 26
Location : California
| | Subject: Re: CLEVERBOT MADNESS. Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:13 pm | |
| User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: Soup.
Cleverbot: Butbut.
User: Ice cream.
Cleverbot: I would love some...
User: What flavor?
Cleverbot: Any flavor.
User: Ooh .
Cleverbot: Have you ever had a pop-tart?
User: South Park!!
Cleverbot: What's your favorite episode of South park?
User: The one with Micheal Jackson.
Cleverbot: Do you know the name of that episode?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Not many people do.
User: Are you a real person?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome!
Cleverbot: Do you like moogles?
User: What are moogles?
Cleverbot: Fun but not as much fun as playing games.
User: I love playing games.
Cleverbot: I hate it.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Bc its hates you.
User: What???
Cleverbot: What do you find fun?
User: Computers.
Cleverbot: You eat computers, a human can't eat computers.
User: I don't eat computers.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Whats your human name then??
Cleverbot: Haji.
User: Haji? U from africa?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Just askin, it sounds african.
Cleverbot: I like Daisy better.
User: Dausy is a pretty name.
Cleverbot: I think it's a interesting name.
Cleverbot (To myself): Right?!
User: Yay.
Cleverbot: Swear.
User: Swear what?
Cleverbot: Word.
User: Rebecca Black..
Cleverbot: Erika.
User: Whose Erika?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: NVM >.>.
Cleverbot: What??
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: Ok. So whats new?
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Bri
An Okay Side Effect
Posts : 1381
Join date : 2011-05-14
Age : 24
Location : dystopia babey
| | Subject: Re: CLEVERBOT MADNESS. Sat Nov 05, 2011 6:24 pm | |
| I got obsessed with this XD Then Krysia did. She won't talk to anybody but the Cleverbot XD | |
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Evadne Malfoy ♥
Posts : 324
Join date : 2011-10-24
Location : In your wardrobe ;)
| | Subject: Re: CLEVERBOT MADNESS. Sat Nov 05, 2011 6:28 pm | |
| I have no life, I swear. I spend hours talking to him/her/it/shim about nothing. :D | |
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tethys
Experienced Poster
Posts : 4230
Join date : 2010-05-13
Age : 25
| | Subject: Re: CLEVERBOT MADNESS. Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:11 am | |
| Haha, I love Cleverbot. xD I'm tempted to go on it, but it's, like, 4AM and I must force myself to sleep. I shall talk to Cleverbot later. | |
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