Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but the wings broke as soon as you recieved them.

I wish I had a new amplifier for my guitar to replace the one my mom broke. D8

Granted but it was a new guitar pick named 'Amplifier'.

I wish I could have Ice cream after basketball practice.

Granted, but a giant ice cream truck dumped it on your house; therefore dropping the temperature to -0. [<< No idea . . .]

I wish I knew what wish to make.

[Yay! It's so hot here, and I'd very much appreciate the huge ice cream.] ~Opptimism. Don't you just love it? ^-^

Granted, now you know how to wish a very wonderful wish.

I wish I could learn how to fly.

Granted, but you never said anything about stopping. ^^

I wish I had some candy.

Granted, but they were miniscule; as in, too small to preserve. xD

I wish I could redecorate my bedroom.

Granted, but it became very sick.

I wish I could drive. =D

Granted, you coked on a gum ball and turned blue.

I wish school won't start on June 6. O.O

[Wow, now I feel lucky. xD What month did you get out of school? I get out June 17th. o.o]

Granted, but instead it started tomorrow. [Give you something to think about? xD]

I wish my English teacher would give me a writing assignment. [Utter boredom.]

Granted so your english teacher gave you a 20 page writing assignment along with all your other teachers giving you a writing assignment as well, due tomorrow.

I wish for Death.

Granted, but it killed the most precious object you possessed.

I wish Rick Riordan's Kane Chronicles series would have five books instead of three.

[I'm disappointed. DX]

Granted, but the juice was squirted in your eyes by one of your foes.

I wish I had a new song to learn on my guitar.

Granted but it had only one chord to be memorized.

I wish I had the Kane Chronicles' second book. O.O

[bre, school ended in March 19? 21? I forgot. x]]

Granted, but it fell off the truck while being delivered to your house. [That happened to my flute once. xD]

I wish I had new ideas for a new character.

Granted but you wrote them down on the piece of paper that your brother ate.

I wish for Judgment Day to come sooner.

Granted, but it only came a second sooner than what it originally was supposed to.

I wish I didn't have weekend homework.

Granted so you always had weekday homework.

I wish for a ninja katana.

Granted but it was plastic.

I wish I got a new phone.

Granted but your mom confiscated it when you bought it.

I wish for a real sword made of sharpened, tempered steel.

Granted, but it was too heavy to be handled.

I wish for a glass of clean, potable and cold water.

Granted, but the water is inside a sealed, unopenable, indestructible glass cylinder.

I wish to pull a foolproof bank robbery.