Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted. But the bank was being shutdown and so it had no money in it. I wish for gills.

Granted, but you can't go on land.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you bought one and it wasted all of your money, so now you're broke.

How about someone makes a wish?

Sorry, I had to go a place real quick.

I wish it could be summer forever.

Granted, but every day it was 102 degrees, and the pools were closed.

I wish for my wish to be granted.

Granted, but now you can't be allowed to have any more wishes granted.

I wish I wasn't overweight. :3

Granted, but you weren't overweight in the first place, so therefore the wish FAILED.

I wish my ankle didn't hurt.

Granted but your foot hurt instead.

I wish school doesn't start on Tuesday.

Granted, but it starts on Monday now.

I wish I wouldn't have to grow up.

Granted, but you grew down.

I wish for nothing.

Granted....but Nothing turned out to be an annoying gerbil who never leaves you alone.

I wish that my hair was neater.

Granted, but it was only a fraction of a bit neater.

I wish for an athletic, hyperactive sloth. :3

Granted, but the sloth chopped your head off.~Sorry~


I wish I was eating a burger.

Granted but the burger was disgusting.

I wish that some one would get on my forum.

Granted, but the destroyed it with a computer infection, so it died.

I wish that running didn't hurt.

Granted, but running is not something anymore

I wish I had my burger back

Granted, but the burger had nose hair and nail clippings

I wish I met Michael jackson

Granted, but he's dead sorry.

I wish you were me

Granted, but I cant fit in your shoes

I wish I dated Selena Gomez

Granted, but Justin Bieber and I are sharing her ...

I wish Nico was on the chatbox

Granted, but she just fell on another chat box

I wish I had crayons.

Granted but they all turn into dust the moment you touch them

I wish my toe would stop hurting