Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but it started fizzing, then fell off.

I wish people wold stop talking about me!

Granted, but SeaSeaweedBrain can't

I wish Nico didn't wish what he just wished.

Granted, but instead he wished for you to die.

I wish that the schoolyear would be DONE ALREADY.

Granted, but I made school come back with Nico :)

I wish I had my burger back

Granted, but I ate most of it before I returned it.

I wish I WAZZA SUPAHMODEL!

Granted, but then you turned ugly and Nico used his powers and summoned the dead and kicked you out wow:)

I wish NO ONE COULD DO ANYHING TO MY BURGER!!!!!!

Granted. A guy named no-one placed poison on the patty, causing you to die.

I wish I could have a pet butterfly.

Granted, But it was burned in your hands by the devil

I wish i had a gun

Granted, but it was made of foam and didn't work.

I wish I could learn how to modle.

Granted, but because you spelled model wrong, you exploded.

I wish for a wish that's good.

Granted, but everything was so good you went insane and jumped off a building.

I wish I didn't like in Pennsylvania anymore.

Granted, but you now live in my basement. Pretty scary down there.

I wish that this wish was corrupted.

Granted, but you wished to be rich, so now you don't have any money.

I wish to know my deepest desire.

Granted, but you didn't specify your wish so you exlploded.

I wish I could learn how to MODEL.

Granted, but you broke your legs

I wish I could save my burger...

Granted, but it was gross by the time you saved it.

I wish the canons would come out soon.

Granted. Unfortunately the requirements to get them are so impossible no one can get them.


I wish I wasn't spazzing like a little girly girl right now.

Granted, but you were spazzing like a little boy-ey boy.

I wish I could dance.

Granted but it was the tribal dances of ancient people, so you were too embarrassed to continue.

I wis that I could drive the car already.

Granted, but you got into a wreck and died.

I wish I had some ice cream. (Any flavor)

Granted, but 'some' Ice-Cream turned into several tons of multi-flavoured Ice-Cream which crushed you.

I wish I had a wish.

Granted but that wish you wished was corrupted so instead of a wish come true, you'll get a nightmare come true.

I wish my wish of having wings wouldn't be corrupted in any way that could harm me, kill me or even having my wings ripped off.

Granted so your wings wouldn't harm you but they harmed everyone and everything around you.

I wish for necromorphs to come to Earth and that i had a group of survivors and some mining utensils from dead space to fend them off until the red marker was destroyed.

Granted, but everyone died.

I wish I wasn't so busy.