Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you could only see at night.

I wish Bacon was back. (As a "man")

Granted, but in your dreams.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you died.

I wish I wish a good wish?

Granted, but I made that wish into a bad wish.

I wish I could have my own PC.

Granted, but PC stands for Portable Cantalope.

I wish I had a piece of candy.

Granted, but when you got it an eagle swooped over your head and grabbed your piece of candy.

I wish I had my own LAPTOP!

Granted but you couldn't get one because you already had the top of your lap and you couldn't have two.

I wish for super apple, apple, apple, apples.

Granted, but they were all poison, so you couldn't use them or eat them.

I wish I could speak in so many languages.

Granted but then you were transported to another galaxy where the languages you spoke were useless.

I wish for more apples.

Granted but it were poison apples and you died of eating them.

I wish I had a big book to throw at snobbish people.

Granted, but the book was too heavy to throw.

I wish I could stop throwing books when I don't know what to do. :/

Granted, but you knew what to do so you didn't stop throwing the books.

I wish I could go to a B&N right now.

Granted, but it was ripped in the process of shipping.

I wish I live in the US of A.

Granted, but your access of any ride to the US of A got canceled.

I wish I lived in Greece.

Granted but the plane exploded.

I wish I had a hotdog.

Granted, but an eagle swopped over your head and took your hotdog.

I wish I had a lollipop with me right now.

Granted, but it was a 300 year old one from under the couch.

I wish I had a candy.

Granted, but it was plastic candy.

I wish I had a hamburger right now.

Granted but when you lifted it up to eat it, the burger fell out the other end.

I wish for more apples.

Granted, but I instantly fed them all to a horse.

I wish I could have seen the Trojan War.

Granted, but you died.

I wish somebody would corrupt this wish.

Granted, but it was uncorrupted, making me granting your wish.

I wish I had ribs right now.

Granted, but the wish fairy thought you meant ribs in your body, and you already had those, so she didn't grant your wish.

I wish I could meet Chris Colfer and Chord Overstreet.

(I have no idea who they are, so this Granted one isn't going to be so good.)

Granted, but when you met them, they ran away because you kept chasing them with a pen a pad.

I wish I could have an IronHide of my own..

Granted, but you died.

I wish I didn't know any creeps.