Game: Corrupt a Wish

granted but you had to run all day everyday so you just needed even more.

I wish for my black-belt

Granted, you now have a leather, black belt.

I wish for more un-corrupted wishes.

granted but more = 0.01 which is rounded to 0 so there are no more un-corrupted wishes.

I wish for a space shuttle.

Granted but it was a toy.

I wish for a taco.

Granted so you got pie to the 2nd digit, 3.14.

I wish for world peace on Mars.

Granted but it was dead.

I wish for global warming to stop. It's too hot over here. T-T

Granted, but it was a brand new set of PJO books. Hence brand new books, same story.

I wish for a tree house.

Granted but it's in a tree in Kazakhstan so you couldn't go there cause you'd get shot by however happened to be the leader that day.

I wish for a pre-paid party with everyone I know

Granted, but it was for Barbie and Ken in their doll house.

I wish my sun burn will stop hurting.

granted, but everywhere else hurt

I wish I was the ruler of everyone

Granted, have fun with a plastic rabbit.

I wish for Percy Jackson to be real on other planets.

Granted but it was in some place called North Jacinto.

I wish my dog will stop acting like a cat.

Granted, but it turns into a Donut in your mouth, blows up, then rampages across the Pacific, and around the world, killing everything in its path.

I wish that I could grow a giant pumpkin without anything happening to it or this wish EVAH!

Granted, they posted videos about barney.

I wish for a banana.

But it was also 300 years old, making it only dust like my banana.

I wish for rain.

Granted but it is acid.

I wish for my friends to like me again.

Granted but they like you for your new bag. O.O

^^Why do I feel guilty into granting that wish? O.O

I wish that I could grow large bird wings and fly.