Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, i did not make c-h-e-e-s-e, bu it made cheese.

I wish for a good hair day.

Granted, but you only knew curse words. So, everybody slapped you when you spoke it.
I wish I knew and can rap the whole rap part in Lose Yourself by Eminem.

Granted, but you died xD

I WISH FOR NOTHING.

Granted, But now you live in the middle of a desert with nothing to own.

I wish for a yummy, non-killing, non-growing cookie that I could eat

Granted, but while the delivery guy was delivering the cookie, he got hungry and ate it.
I wish I had a chicken leg.
(I'm typing this on my iPod touch. Isn't that awesome :)

Granted,but it was just a bone.
I wish for a marshmallow cannon : D

Granted, but it shot you. XP

I wish for BLACK OPS.

Granted, but you died.

I wish to grant somebodys wish.

Granted, but their wish was so horrible, that you wish you hadn't.
I wish that perfect somebody liked me.

Granted, but since nobody's perfect, it was unwished.
I WISH FOR ME NOT TO DIE, GET HURT, OR ANYONE I LOVE TO DIE OR GET HURT.

Granted, but everyone in the world you didn't love died, so there was a small population in the world.
I wish the world was nice.

-actually, I love lots of people [:-

Granted, but everyone in the world was mean and you died.
I wish for a wish.

Granted but your wish was for pixie who stabbed you with a butterknife

I wish for a lamp that could hurt or kill me. 8OR ANYTHING ELSE*

Granted, but green was infinity so you couldn't count to it.

I wish I could draw well.

Granted, but you died in your video game.

I wish this wish couldn't be granted.

Granted, but oyu died.

I WISH PERCY WOULD MARRY ME.

Granted, yet you died.

I wish for Kendall to post after me.

Granted, but she didn't know what you're talking about. (Explain?)

I WISH FOR SOMETHING.