Game: Corrupt a Wish

~Oops, forgot~

Granted, but you died.
I wish I was magical.

You have to wish, Dean.

Well then ummmm, I wish I could have more charries!

Granted, but you had to get rid of one of your other ones and make your new charrie become Liliana's/Baylee's boyfriend.

I wish Raine&Mattious would post already.

Done, Maximilian is all urs :D

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Granted, but then the computer crashed and their posts disappeared.

I wish someone would RP with me -__-

Granted, but it was me, and you hate me xD

I wish I could have a puppy who won't bark!

Granted, but it spoke.

I wish...FORCANDY.

Granted, but you died.

I wish I was clean and didn't have to shower D8

Granted, but you died.

I wish I didn't have to take a shower (and didn't die.)

Granted, but you were paralyzed.
I wish for a million real dollars, didn't die (no matter what the wish faerie did!).

Granted, but in an investigation, the money you thought was real turned out to be counterfit, and you were arrested.

I wish that I could fly, and I didn't die, and most definitely did not crash into an oncoming plane. (That would ruin my day. xD)

Granted, but you fell and got paralyzed.

I wish for a good wish that wasn't ungranted and I didn't get hurt (emotionally, mentally, socially, and physically) in any way, and everyone I loved didn't, either.

Granted, but you got paraylyzed (That doesn't hurt!)

I wish I had a boyfriend.

Granted, but you died.
I wish for Kendall O.o

Granted, but It was my dead body after I died.

I wish not to die or be paralyzed.

Granted, but you exploded.

I wish for some non-deadly wish.

Granted . . . but then everyone lived forever and kept having children and the world got so over populated that everyone just fell off of the earth and floated in space (but they still lived cause they couldn't die.)

I wish I was not so stupid xD Not really umm...

I wish for world peace x3 (cheesy, but I want to see what you can do with it)

Granted, but you died xD

I wish for me to feel better.

Granted, but you felt better, then worse and then died.

I WISH FOR MOO NOT TO GRANT THIS WISH.

Granted.

I wish for a puppy.

Granted, but it was a rabid wolf puppy who hated you and bit you, getting rabies and dying, then coming back to life as a zombie and eating people's brains along with your trusty sidekick "The rabid wolf puppy who bit you and made you become a zombie and eat people's brains!"

(Longest granted wish ever.)

I wish I could sing WELL.

Granted, but after a few seconds you lose your voice forever.
I wish I died

Granted,but you died than came back to life.
I wish for a dollar that wasn't counterfit,faked, or anything else.