Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you were a tree.

I WISH THIS WISHY WISH WAS GRANTED, WISHY WISH WISHY WISH FAIRY WISHES FOR A WISH TO BE WISHED FOR SO PEOPLE CAN WISH NO MORE.

Granted, the people that live in Burkina Faso may no longer make a wish.
I wish I had a dog

Granted, you had a rabid, mangy mutt who hated you.
I wish for you to mess up my laptop.

Granted, your laptop now has polio
I wish for my dog to be fixed and still alive and love me and me to be alive

Granted! Your dog is fixed, your both still living and your dog loves...... But I'm taking it's legs. Try fixing that!

I wish my ipod had mor space on it

Granted, your Ipod now has more space. An elephant can fit in it now
I wish my dog had legs, still alive, and healthy in every way. Same for me (About the healthy and living part)

Granted I poisoned the Dr. Pepper.

I wish I could go back in time to the eighties.

Granted, but you went back to the 1780's, hated it, and got your head cut off.

I WISH FOR SOME CAKE.

Granted, but the frosting was made of creamed artichoke and the cake batter was made of jalapeno peppers with bug limbs inside it.

I wish I didn't have to take a shower.

Granted, but you got so stinky, you died of stink.
I wish I could finish my site!

Granted, but I came in to help you with it so it's not "I could finish my site" it's "we could finish our site"

I wish I didn't have any homework at all.

Granted, but you randomly died xD
I wish Kendall would get my PM and PM me back about it.

Granted, but the PM was veryy rude and contained various curse words.
I wish I ruled the world. MUAHAHAHAHAHA

( I'm chatting with the staff, Moo)

Granted, but you ruled the world of cow dung.

I wish I could become a model or an actress):

(I KNEW THAT)

Wish granted but you died

(heads up everybody, you'll die in my wishes xD)

I wish I had powa on this site and didn't die.

Granted, but you got stalked and tortured (Hung, burned, stabbed)

I wish life was perfect, I didn't die, get emotionally hurt or physically, I had all my friends, and lived in a nice mansion, didn't have to go to school, and no flaws in it!

(Hah, beat that!)

Granted, but you were too bored, and unwished your wish and died.
(HAH)
I wish I was Kendall.

Granted, but you were a clay figure of me.

I wish I was Music.

Granted, but unfortunately the spell only worked half so you acted like Music but still looked like yourself

Dean, you gotta wish, too.

(Your wish is... I wish for nothing)

Granted, but "nothing" was sitting in an empty room, no carpet, nothing special. Just a white room, white walls, white floors, and nothing in it and you went crazy.

I wish I could model.

granted, but Aphrodite gets jealous and makes you ugly

I wish I was just, me.

Granted, but you got the messed up wish fairy and turned into somebody else.

I wish I could dance without being ugly, without any flaws, without dying, and without having anything to do with physical or emotional hurts.

Wish granted, but the wish faerie thought you were joking, so you died.