Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but the pony killed you.

I wish for a ninja!

Granted, but the ninja killed you.
I wish for a waffle!

Granted, but it was made from poo.
I wish I could fly.

Granted but you hit a building.

I wish I didn't feel bad.

Granted, but you felt worse.

I wish my grandmother would die already.

Granted, but she came back to life.

I wish I was happy.

Granted, but you became so happy you 'sploded.

I wish my grandmother would die and stay dead.

Granted, but then somebody dug her up and hid her in your bed while you're sleeping.

I wish my dad wasn't gone so much.

Granted, but he comes by even less now.

I wish I was Emily Fields off of Pretty Little Liars.

Granted, but then you died in a freak car accident after filming one day. I wish that I could meet Paul McCartney.

Granted, but you drowned in the syrup. I wish I lived forever.

Granted but it melted ASAP.
I wish I was a faerie.

Granted, but you were a TOOTHPICk fairy.

I wish my dog could dress up.

Granted, but he dressed up as a zombie and hid in your closet.

I wish that my friend didnt hate me

Granted, But your friend hates you even more now.
I wish you would mess up this wish.


Acording to the rules, you have to mess it up, which would be granting it without messing it up! I figured out how to do this!

Granted your wis is even more messed up

I wish the Hermes kids had not stole all the candy

Granted, but they only left one peice-a crushed Twix.

I wish I was AWESOME!!!!

Granted, you are awesome but your invisible so everytime you do something awesom, nobody knows it was you.
I wish I had a cookie.

Granted, but right when you were about to eat it, I snatched it and ate it. It was good too. XD

I wish for a new, working laptop.

Granted but it has a virus and you can do nothing

I wish for a approved char

Granted, but the grammar faerie saw your grammar error, and un-granted your wish.
I wish I was a ninja assasin

Granted, but you were such a good one, you sneaked up on yourself, and kiled you.
I wish I was on Glee.