Game: Corrupt a Wish

granted but you had a achilles heel in your chest and someone shot you.

i wish i was a cute little otter

Granted, but you died.

I wish I had a slice of tasty pizza.

Finally! someone posted ;D

Granted, but Tethys got mad at you because she despises pizza, or anything containing cheese, so she burned it.

I wish I had a 20ft tall lava lamp

Granted, but it was very fragile, so it broke, and all the hazardous globs of waste that lava lamps store spilled on you in your sleep, so you died.

I wish I had another slice of pizza AND it didnt get burned AND noone ate it AND I didnt die.

(AND that was a lot of ANDs.)

granted but the wish fairy thought you were joking and she burned it


i wish i had a partner like in the golden compass that could change into any animal

granted but you flew into a airplane and got killed

i wish i had a wolf

granted but it got thrown into the river stix


i wish i had new laptop

Granted, put you had to pay for it, and threw out the reciet.

I wish I had a laptop.

--Granted, but you moved underwater, so your laptop doesn't work.
I wish Chase liked me.--

Granted but he broke up with you for a victoria serceret model.


I wish I could be president

Granted, but the people hated you and burned your effigy in Times Square.:)

I wish...I wish...I could meet Miranda Lambert.

--Granted, but it was just a lady with the name Miranda Lambert.

I wish that I could turn invisible whenever I wanted, and be able to turn back to being visible.--

Granted, but it was white-grape peach juice stained orange. So it was Orange (Color) Juice!

Kendall, you forgot to make a wish at the end. I'll just make my own wish then.

I wish I had perfect skin.

Granted, But then, you sparkle at the sun's rays. An angry mob thinks your freaky and kills you.

I wish to have more books to read.

(NOOOOOO!!! Your evil wish.)

Granted, but instead of having bacon and eggs, you got a live pig and chicken that lays eggs.

I wish I have my own room.

Granted, but you got duck blood. It counts as duck sauce.

I WANT CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH.

Granted, but you randomly died.

I wish I had a face.

Granted, but it was originally Shrek's.

I wish I could fly with my own wings.