Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but then u froze to death [WHERE THE HELL DO U LIVE???? IT WARM??? I LIVE IN MINNESOTA, tHE STATE OF COLDNESS!!!! XD]


I wish it wasn't so damn COLD

(AUSTRALIA FTW)

Granted but then you melted because it was so hawt.

I wish my sisters wouldn't mess up my bookshelf everytime they get a book. .__.

{HOLY CRAP!!!! I wish i was in australia...}

Granted, but then u had no books at all


I wish my dog wasnt so... rambunctious(?)

Granted but then your dog was boring.
I wish I could be on more without having to sneack on.

Granted, but then u never got off, and u exploded from using ur hands from typing too much.


I wish i had something to drink

Granted but you got addicted to what ever it was and you drank so much you got all bloated.

I wish I didn't have research homework.

Granted, but then u had to do another type of homework for the rest of ur life


I wish i could find a good job that pays well

Granted but then because it was such an awesome job everyone wanted it and they mobbed you when you got out of work.

I wish Christmas vacation would never end.

Granted, but then u got stupid because u never went to school again


I wish school could be more fun

Granted but it was so fun you didn't learn anything. (I go to a PLB school and it's really fun.... :D)

I wish I could just finish this darn puzzle.

Granted but then you realized you were missing a piece.
I wish I had a cookie :3

Granted, but then the cookie killed you



I wish I could drum worse, so the instructors don't look at me more

Granted but then you forgot how to play the drums
I wish I had another donut.

Granted, put it had spikes in it, and it cut up ur inside and, eventually, u died [i read that in a book once... but it happened to a hippo XD]


I wish Dylan would be nicer to me

Granted but he was so nice to you that he developed a group of fangirls.
I wish I could see Daniel-kun.

Granted but he didn't want to see you.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

Granted, but then u never got enough sleep, and eventually u died of not enough sleep


I wish that the video would go smoothly today

Granted but it went so smoothly there was nothing left for you to do and you got bored.

I wish I didn't have to clean.

Granted, but then you never cleaned and everything got all dirty

I wish my dad would let me play Skyrim

Granted but then you were never allowed to play anything else.
I wish I had a cookie.

Granted, but the cookie tasted AWFULLLLLLLL
I wish I wasn't so bored.

Granted but you had so much to do you got overwhelmed and broke down.

I wish my family was more understanding. Either that or I was less...um. I don't know PRACTICAL!

Granted, but then u became so impractical, i made no sense


I wish 7:00 would come faster!!!!!

Granted but it came so fast you missed it.

I wish I knew what happened at 7.

Granted, but then u exploded from the pure awesomeness of it


I wish i had candy