Game: Corrupt a Wish

wish?

OOPS. SRRY.

I wish I got the part of Jessie (even though i DID get the part of Princess Harp)

Granted but it turns out being Princess Harp was better.

I wish I didn't have homework.

Grnated but then you got projects instead.
I wish my drama club leader wasn't such a bish.

Granted but she was so nice it was hard to like her.

I wish my tummy didn't hurt.

Granted, but then you died from numbness

I wish I had more tea

Granted but then you had so much tea you drowned in it.
I wish I could get rid of my cough -.-

Granted, but then u got a sneeze


I wish i could remember to turn in homework...

Granted but then you couldn't breath above water.
I wish I had a cat tail and cat ears.

Granted, but then the magical ponies will get insulted and banish you from this earth for eternity.

I wish I could play the violin really well

Granted but then you couldn't play anything else.
I wish I had a puppy who liked kitties.

Granted, but he loved them so much, he snuggled them to death


I wish my dog was like our old dog Dixie

Granted, but Dixie had a hidden grudge and your current dog is not afraid to show it.

I wish i had a rewind button

Granted, but then it got stuck and took you all the way back to dinosaur times, where you got eaten by a t-rex.

I wish I had grapes.

Granted but the grapes were rotten.
I wish I could write faster.

Granted, but then u wrote so fast, u never stopped


I wish i could come up with a good way to grab ppls attention

Granted but it was so effective you never had any privacy.
I wish I was better at planning.

Granted but everyone around you was just bad at planning so you were only better by comparison and no one liked you.

I wish for Bigger Font Size!

Granted but it was so big it hurt your eyes.

I wish I could go on stage at a One Direction concert.

Granted but right when you got onstage, someone pulled you off.

I wish for a brick. Not one falling on me or injuring me or anyone I know. Just a brick.

Granted, but it grew into a monster and killed your spouse whom u do not know yet


I wish i could have my hair re-done

Granted, It's redone by Athena and turns into snakes like Medusa

I wish I could change my appearance whenever I wanted too, in every way shape and form, including but not limited to: Hair style and color, height, weight, and eye color.

Granted, but then no one was ur friend cause they didnt know who u were


I wish my name could be Tyler or Cole or Drew or Bethany

Granted, but everyone couldn't get our name right because your name was all of those.

I wish I could have a Dr.Pepper