Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted. But, when you opened it it sprayed at your face.

I wish for another day in the weekend.

Granted but then you had a longer weekday
I wish I had a time stopper.

Granted, but then u could never un-stop time


I wish my foot didnt have a crack in it :/

Granted so your hand did instead.

I wish for a cannon

Granted, but u were the one being fired from it into an abyss


I wish monday would come sooner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but it's Monday forever.

I wish I had the controllable ability to teleport anywhere I want in the world instantaneously.

Granted but you couldn't control when you would teleport so whenever you thought of a place, you would teleport there. Like say halfway inside a brick wall.

I wish for world destruction.

Granted, but Superman came and saved it at the last moment.

I wish I could stop biting my nails.

Granted but then you bit your lip instead.
I wish I had more patience when it came to posting.

Granted, but you had so much patience, you forgot to even post.

I wish I knew how to play the piano better than anyone in the history of the world, alive or dead.

Granted but you weren't as good as a zombie who is neither alive nor dead.
I wish I could read faster.

Granted, but then you got blind.
I wish my cat can talk.

granted, but it was a very boring cat


i wish i could have my new charrie accepted :(

Granted but then all yoour other charries were banned.
I wish I had a better drawing skill.

Granted, but u were so good, that u were killed for it


I wish i had a new, beautiful, short, pretty dress that makes me look good and is my size, and that will not kill me or hurt me in any way

Granted but it was so perfect it made a cist in time and reality nd everything simply ended.
I wish I could be on more so a certain somone culd get married with another certain cute someone.

granted, but you got fired from your job (or kicked out of school, which ever suits your criteria)


I wish there was a descent Push (the Movie) or Jumper (The other movie) Roleplay site in English.

Granted, but since i dun know what that is, it disapeered before u could join


I wish i had a cow and a horse

Granted but then the cow ate the horse and then you got hungry and ate the cow.
I wish there weren't so many preps in my school.

Granted, but then u became one


I wish i knew more about anime...

Granted but then your head exploded because you knew too much.
I wish I had more cash to use for ingrediants.

Granted, but then u never got any money ever again


I wish i wasnt so nervous

Granted but then you were too easy going.
I wish I had penut butter M&M's

Granted but then you were allergic to peanuts.

I wish for 5 drachmas.

Granted, though it was dipped in the River Styx so you will loose your voice for 9 years.

I wish we would get more snow on the east coast.