Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but then I took u home and kept u in a jar for all eternity, and passed you down through the generations.


I wish I could have a pet Owl.

Granted, but I took it.

I wish I WAS an owl

(oooohhhh good one!) Granted, but then I kept u as a pet XD


I wish I could have a cow

Granted, but you got somebody who didn't give a cow. (I don't give a cow, man)

I wish I had my polar bear.

Granted, but it was stolen

I wish that I could have more wishes (Lame, I know)

Granted, but then I took them away cause thats against the rules!

I wish my voice would heal faster!

Granted, but when it healed it sounded like a dog barking

I wish that people could actually like me....

Granted, but then you were killed by the avalance of people (I like u Blythe!!)

I wish I didn't have acne

Granted but then you had boils cuz your Furnulucus curse backfired

I wish that people could like the REAL me

Granted, but then they hated the online you


I wish all the guys in my scool weren't so darn cute!

Granted, so they were all ugly and wanted to date you, the only pretty person in school. You died from them trampling you.

I wish that people could post every once in a while

Granted but then you couldn't post at all.

I wish for a brick to hit the school with me 5 miles away.

Granted, but then you got killed cause it was like a boomerang, and it hit u in the head.


I wish i wasn't so stupid

Granted, but you became so smart people started teasing you

I wish that I was acceptable.

Granted, but then u got accepted into things u didn't want to be accepted to.


I wish I made more sense (ha ha, no i dont XD)

Granted, but you made too much sense and everybody hated you.

I wish I had... the cure for cancer.

Granted but you died before you could tell anyone

I wish that I was hated

Granted, but it was so long that people didn't want to RP with you anymore

I wish I was human

Granted, but then you died.

I wish I was immortal. :3

Granted, but then you lived so long, all ur friends died, and so did ur family, abd the human race. So u were completly alone.



I wish i wasnt so... Unatractive

Granted, but you were so attractive that you were stampeded by people who wanted to date you. (Stop think negative thoughts! It makes me sad)

I WISH I WAS A NUMBER

Granted, but then we learned a new language, so we used new numbers, and everyone forgot about you.


I wish I had a chance to shine

Granted, but once you got the chance you messed up

I wish my baby brother would be named Thomas.

Granted, but he hated the name.

I wish my dog could jump higher. xD