Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but he got stuck in a tree and starved to death

I wish I was cruel, so other people didn't have to be

Granted, but no one wanted to be with you because you were so cruel.

I wish I had my dumb laptop fixed.

Granted but then I broke it again.

I wish for Achmed the Dead Terrorist to come and preform in my town.

Granted, but you missed it

I wish my homework was alive

Granted, but then it ate you. :3

Er.... Make a wish, Skye

xD OOPS xD

I wish for... WORLD PEACE.

Granted, but the world you asked for was Pluto. Which is not even a planet.

I wish I wasn't double jointed.

Granted, but you died.
I wish for you.

Granted. Here we are, a bajillion miles apart.

I wish for some gay bacon strips. (Epic Meal time FTW!)

Granted, but now they're doing weird positions on your frying pan, which is weird.

I wish for BROMANCE.

Granted, but it was soon outlawed

I wish I could maul myself

Granted, but I stole it

I wish I had taho

Granted, but it disappeared because I have no clue what it is. xD

I WISH I HAD GUM DARNIT.

Granted, but you got the gum that snapped your fingers when you pulled it out.

I wish guys liked me

Granted, but then you didn't like any of them.

I wish I had food.

Granted but Nico ate it.

I wish for a japanese katana.

Granted but I burned it
I wish I could die whenever I wanted to

Granted, but then you never came back to life.

I wish i had the ability to chew without feeling pain.

Granted, but then u had to lose all of ur teeth


I wish i had one blue eye and one grey eye

Granted, but that's because you were you're blind

I wish I could stop being sad.

Granted, but then you could never be sad again.

I wish I had some sugar.

Granted, but then i took it and made u some cake!


I wish i wasnt such a wimp

Granted, but then you died.

I wish I had some money!