Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted but then you got so smart your brain imploded.
I wish my mom would stop asking me if I went shopping at Victorias Secret XP

Granted, but then she asked if u became a stripper XD XP


I wish guys just... would... frackin... love me already!!

Granted but then they loved you so much your fanboy club got out of control.
I wish I could spend the holidays with my cuzes and BF at my place instead of Canada.

Granted, but then there was a zombie apocolypse


I wish i could redo this day

Granted, but then tomorrow is going to be worse.

I wish I had icecream!

Granted, but it was squidward


I wish Nick would just... TALK TO ME

**My ice cream was squidward? What? xD

Granted but he only talks in french.

I wish I had a pet pig. <--RRAANNDDOOMM!!!

Granted but then he was made into bacon and hotdogs by a deranged family member.
I wish I had my laptop here instead of back in Peru.

AHHH MY POOR PIGGY!!!!!!! xD

Granted, but it was virus infested and you had tons of pop-ups slowing it down and frankly, annoying you immensely.

I wish I could play piano.

Granted, but I bought every piano in the world simply to burn them.




I wish I could get married to Megz without anybody stealing her and we could have a few kids together.

Granted, but you have 24 kids, and then they take over and become controlling.

I wish I didn't have to pack.

Granted but then the weird man you hired to pack for you stole all your underware.
I wish Manchild could come over for the holidays instead of being with his ugly bish cougar 35 year old girlfreind who quiet frankly needs to stop acting like Jennifer Lopez.

Haha he stole my underwear. That's humorous.

Granted, but when he comes over he leaves his girlfriend and she becomes sad and depressed and then he becomes becomes sad and misses her and then leaves.

XDStupedcougargirlfreind XP

wish?

Right...gosh I am tired.

I wish that I had a piece of chocolate cake.

Granted but then I stole it cause I like cake XD
I wish my freind would grow a pair and tell his crush he liked her

Granted, but she dents them in - literally.


I wish I could marry Megz without any downsides.

XD Lawl the girl he likes is pretty punchy kicky
Granted but then you got chuby cause I bake a lot XD
I wish I had a teleportation device so I could send my freinds cokies for the holidays.

Grantedm but in the process of the teleportation, they turned inro rabid turtles


I wish my hair would just be red already DX

Granted but it was so red everyone thought your head was bleeding.

I wish the tiramisu I had made worked.

Granted, but then it got a mind of its own and took over the world


I wish i lived in Utah

Granted but it was infested by little midget mice.

I wish Christmas didn't have to be so soon.

Granted, but then u go really bored waiting for Christmas


I wish time would go faster, like on the sims games

Granted, but time went so fast you missed everything you want.

I wish I could meet a celebrity.

Granted but it was a very mean and snooty celebirty.
I wish I had more to do than bake and wrap presents.XP