Game: Corrupt a Wish

granted, but then you became depressed because you missed Lupe Fiasco

I wish life was a bit more perfect for everyone.

Granted, but then it was TOO perfect and it got boring.

I wish I had more SOBE!

granted, but it turned out your allergic to it.

I wish I was smarter, but not too smart, not too dumb, just a bit smarter than I am right now.

Granted, but then you wanted to be even smarter and to know more things, and then when you did get smarter and learned more things, you still weren't content. And then you began to consume every single book you could get your hands on. And then you began to study the dark arts because normal wizardry just didn't cut it for you and then you became a villain in a fantasy series. And then as a villain you'll eventually have to explain your life story to either the hero or your curvy lover (which you really do not enjoy doing because it's so cliche). And then you'll have to explain how even then, even when you were pretty much the most intelligent man in the world, you still wanted to know more and how that one wish you had made in the beginning ruined your life. AND EVEN WHEN YOU REALIZE THIS, YOUR THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE NEVER CEASES. And so, at the end of the series, you finally possess all of the knowledge in the universe by uniting with an all-powerful villain that is pretty much indestructible. Somehow, however, the hero of the story manages to defeat the all-powerful villain and frees you but you just want to die because you lost pretty much all of your newly-acquired knowledge when the all-powerful villain died, so you attack the hero and then they're forced to kill you as well.

MORAL OF THE STORY, KIDS: YOUR RAVENOUS, INSATIABLE THIRSTS FOR KNOWLEDGE WILL RUN YOUR LIVES AND RESULT IN YOUR DEMISES.


I wish I were more athletic. o 3 o

Granted, the school now came to your house and landed on it.

I wish I could date Sadie Kane from the Red Pyramid, and be a magician like her too.

Granted, but after 10 years of marriage she dumped you for someone betterlooking with wat more talent. You were a terrible magician.

I wish I would have a chance with boys.

Granted, but you epicly failed and they laughed at you

I wish I was a better Magician so I could win her back

She was for a while until then came Harry Potter, whom thanks to protagonism was the best magician in the universe. Sorry dude.

I wish Sleepy lived nearby me.

Granted

I'm sorry, this wish will not be corrupted, but since it is a game, I will make believe I am corrupting it

But I then became allergic to airplanes and couldn't fly there

I wish Harry Potter sucked at magic and Ron Became the Super Awesome Hero.

Of course Sleepy because it would be so awesome :3

ANYWAY! Wish granted. But then she fell in love with Ron. Harry Potter would then later take revenge and become an awesome super villain and kill them both in fury.

I wish for more pizza.

Granted but LeLouch ran away and you're in horrible debt.

I wish I could conquer all of Britania.

Granted. You do and then get assassinated by Suzaku disguised as Zero.

I wish that I had awesome Yugioh skills

Granted, but you won so much no one would play you

I wish My character could be finished now, and it was awesome, had nothing wrong with it, and people loved it.

Granted. But then that character died on the Battlefield less than a week later.

I wish I didn't have writer's block.

Granted, but you have a blocked Artery

I wish my dad would stop bugging me

Granted. But then your mom starts bugging you. XD

I wish I had no health problems.

Granted but you get shot in the stomach

I wish I was indestructible and nothing bad could ever happen to me what so ever.

Granted, but you got cocky, and lived a long, fearful life. Bad things always happened around you, but you didn't fear them, so soon, you didn't have any fears when you were awake. When you fell asleep, your dreams were so haunting, you wished that silly things that scared most people would scare you. Unfortunately, you had already used up your wish, you you decided to never sleep again. You died of sleep deprivation a few months later.

I wish I had a free taco coupon.

Granted but it turned out to be a terrorist weapon that made you explode

I wish that I had another cup of tea

Granted but it was a bad cup of tea.

I wish I had emerald green eyes.

Granted but jewelers mistook them for emeralds and ripped them out of their sockets.

I wish that I could meet Riku from kingdom hearts.

Granted, but you were so happy that you passed out and missed his visit.


I wish that I could go behind the gate and visit Edward Elric.

Granted, but then you were ambushed by ostrich ninjas

(Who is that anyway?)

I wish I was revived and could meet Riku without dying from excitement.

(It's from Fullmetal Alchemist. Edward is the main character.)

Granted. Then Lelouch became real and you died again.

I WISH I COULD REMOVE YOUR DANG PYRAMID THING FROM THE FIELD SO I CAN SUMMON MY LOVELY LIGHT MONSTERS! D: