Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted but then I summoned another Ally of Justice monster so all of your effects are negated XD

I wish My decks were better

(SCREW YOU SLEEPY. I MEAN IT.)

Granted. They're .0000000000001% better than before. :3

I wish I could hear Sleepy sing.

(Thank you for explaning that, Fullmetal Alchames is the best!)


Granted, but you became deaf.


I wish that I could have another Dark Chocolate Klondike bar.

Granted, but it was rotten, so when you ate it, you became sick.

I wish I didn't have Coach Tucker as a teacher.

Granted, but your new teacher became really really sick and Coach Tucker was your substitute teacher for the year.

I wish my dog would stop snoring

Granted, but he woke up and started barking.

I wish my little sister will go to sleep so I can, too!

Granted, but she started sleep walking and made sure you stayed awake.

I wish my hair would grow longer.

Granted, but it grew 400 feet long.

I wish I could go to sleep! (I'm so tired.)

Granted, but you slept for a hundred years.

I wish I could earth bend!!!!

Granted, but you were trapped in a small cave when you were practicing and suddenly forgot how to earthbend. You survived in the cave for about a day when you died from lack of oxygen.


I wish I could have a dounut and some coffee.

Granted, but both of those things tasted wonderful, yet you had nothing else to eat, so you went crazy.

I was I could watch Arthur. (The Russel Brand movie.)

Granted. It came on then cut off with an emergency warning and you couldn't see the rest of it.

I wish there was soda in the house.

Granted, but there was a whole in the bottle and it leaked out before you could drink any.

I wish I could learn Alchemy.

Granted. Unfortunately a bad decision led you to lose your limbs.

I wish my depression was gone.

Granted, but your best friend died leding you to more deppresion.

I wish that my house was a charleston style and that I had the top porch.

Granted, but your house was so small, it fit a mouse.

I wish ghosts were real!

(No, Don't let me die! ;)

They are, so granted, but you were then haunted by 100 of them for eternity

I wish I could see Rhymer in person

...I don't want to corrupt this. I REFUSE. ALRIGHT FINE, BUT IT WAS ONLY FOR A SECOND. HAPPY YOU EVIL GENIES?!

I wish I could hug Sleepy.

WHY MUST I CORRUPT SUCH AN AWESOME WISH?!?!

Granted, but then you were stuck like that for eternity so it was really awkward

I wish I could meet Rhymer and sing for her as well

Granted, but Rhymer didn't like your singing.

I wish that this game will go on forever.

It does, but you never live to see the end. Plus people start doin eet rong. Not sure if that's corruption but okay.

I wish Sleepy and I were together.

Umm, please define "together", so I can corrupt this wish properly.

You could've interpreted it your own way. Loose ended wishes are fun because you get to corrupt them due to lack of wording. But I meant together as in you know....us being with each other in real life?

Still a bit unclear but I'll do what I can.

Granted, but then we could never see each other again.

I wish I could live in New York so I could live near Rhymer.

(What is this, Romeo and Juliet?)

Granted, but then I went to college on the West Coast.

I wish I could live near Sleepy.