Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but everyone else pick's on you because your so smart.


I wish I was a mermaid living in the great berrier reif(I know, stupid huh)

Granted, but you couldn't breath underwater.

I wish I was a demigod.

Granted, but Zeus killed you.

I wish that i could go and see harry potter already

I have tickets for tonight!!!

Granted, but the movie projector broke

I wish I could get rich!

Granted biyou were robbed.

I wish it would stop raining.

Granted but flies covered it all over.

I wish I was home.

Well thanks for that happy thought! xD

Granted but it flew away from you and never came back.

I wish I could read super fast.

Granted, but no one ever saw you.

I wish I could fly

Granted but someone drank you.
I wish is was a millionaire.

Granted,but you went bankrupt a week later.

I wish I could date Edward Elric.

Granted, but it was an evil puppy. xD

I wish I had some cookies. :3

Granted, but I added jalapeños in the cookies xD

I wish I owned the 101 soda choices soda machine that Wendy's has!

Granted, but all the soda was poisened.


I wish more people liked me.

Granted but then you vanished and no one liked you any more.

I wish for food that has no flies or any disgusting objects or diseases.

Granted but you dropped it of a cliff.

I wish I had signed copies of all the Percy Jackson books.

Granted, but then I burned them.


I wish I was a bird for a day!

Granted, but as soon as you started flying you fell and died. ^^

I wish I had some water. xD

Granted, but it was poisonous.
I wish I could have a cookie.

Granted, but it crumbled to dust in your hands.
I wish I was a better leader

Granted, You lead them to their deaths

I wish I could get Lupe Fiasco out of my head