Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but there was food poisoning in it.

I wish it were tomorrow.

Granted, but then u and ur family were killed that day


I wish i lived in Hollowood

Granted, but there was an earthquake that destroyed all of California and you died.


I wish it was nighty night time.

Granted but in order for that to happen the sun was destroyed sending the world into an endless night causing everyone to freeze to death.

I wish for a cupcake.

Granted, but instead of sprinkles on it, there was llama poo


I wish I had my own reality show

granted, but nobody watched it.

I wish I could be the awesome one.

Granted, but then everybody hated u because u stole all of their awesomeness


I wish I wasn't so annoying

Granted, but then you became so un- annoying that you were still annoying.

I wish I could paint my room right now.

Granted, but it was a color u hated, and could never change


I wish we weren't so poor

granted, but the government came and took EVERYTHING away from you.

I wish I wasn't hungry right now.

Don't curse or even censor a bad word. It's against the rules.

Granted, but it didn't leave anyone else alone, so you couldn't get near anyone.

I wish for a better lamp.

(Sorry! OTL D: orz)

Granted, but the lamp was too bright, you almost got blinded.

I wish for... pizza.

Granted, but someone poisoned it.

I wish I was a witch and I went to Hogwarts (no joke)

Granted, but then Voldemort destroyed u


I wish I was more charming and suave

Granted, but you were to charming and suave to look at.

I wish the guy I like would date me.

Granted, but then u figured out he was really gross, and he wouldnt leave u alone


I wish i wasnt so sensitive

Granted, but you were so insensitive that nobody loved you.

I wish someone would take me to dinner for my birthday.

Granted, but no one had any money, so you had to pay for it all. Total price: $112.97

I wish for a pink fluffy unocrn dancing on a rainbow!

granted, but then it stabbed u in the heart with its horn


i wish i my puppy didnt cause me to injur myself...

Granted, but it died and that injured you emotionally.

I wish I had a slice of pizza right now.

Granted, but the slice was moldy and killed you when you ate it.

I wish for a pet crocodile.

Granted, but it ate you, and ur family, and ur neibors, and that caused an uproar, and the crocodile was super smart, and took over the world.


I wish that stupid cat wouldnt attack my puppy!!

Granted, but then this was my 100th post and you forgot all about your puppy! Who surprisingly got attacked by that cat again. :/

I wish to be a snow bunny on Antarctica!

Granted, but its hard to find food in Antartica.


I wish I had a boyfriend..