Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but then you spent all your money on it and died of starvation
I wish that my life would end

Granted but then I raised you from the dead.

I wish Sunday would come sooner.

Granted, but you had to bury the graves of dead people for the whole day

I wish my feelings wouldn't haunt me

Granted, but then you didn't have feelings.

I wish that I could be famous.

Granted, but then one day, you were over-run with photographers, and you tried to get away, not noticing the fact that you ran into the middle of the street. Therefore, you got ran over by an 18-wheeler and died before the ambulance could get to you.

I wish that I could watch Fullmetal Alchemist all day long.

Granted, but then you ate too much junk food, and u got really fat.

I wish that my best friend would go to my school :(

Granted, but then you exploded


I wish that I owned the coplete colection of Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.

Granted, but then my friend Dylan broke into your house and threw them in the fire.


I wish that I was popular.

Granted,but then being popular was stupid.

I wish I didn't have to play on the wii with my brother :(

Granted, but then you had to play xbox with ur brother.


I wish Emily went to my school

Granted, but them an atomic bomb went of as soon as she walked inside.

I wish that I didn't have to go to school.

Granted, but then you got stupid cause' u never got any education!!


I wish my math teacher wasn't so stupid boring.

Granted, but then your teacher went completly insaine and the long term sub was even more boring than the last.

I wish that I didn't have to do this report thingy for ELA about The Secret Life of Bee's

Granted, but then you had to do a report on The Secret Life of Wasps

I wish I had a blue sharpie.

Granted, but it exploded so you died
I wish that I could smile when I needed one

Granted, but then you could never stop smiling


I wiah the Hunger Games movie would come out sooner!

Granted, but when it came out it was as bad as the first PJATO movie.

I wish that my dad's farts didn't smell so bad(they reek like rotten eggs)

(interesting...) Granted, but then they smelled so good, people started breaking into your house to smells his farts!


I wish I was smarter

(ok, thats just weird)Granted, but then you were so smart that everything you said was right and no one wanted to be your friend

I wish that The Son of Neptune would come out sooner.

(same here!!! XD SO EXSITED) Granted but they were all sold out and you couldnt get one


I wish my hair wasnt so poofy

Granted. Your hair becomes super flat and no matter what you do to it, it will no longer have any volume.

I wish I could eat icecream all the time.

Granted, but then you ate all the ice cream in the world, and everyone was mad at you because there wasn't any more.

I wish that I had a british accent(i'm working on it!!)

Granted, but it was a very upstate and you were stuck speaking like this; "Ello, Lovelies! What a fine day is is!" and wearing a monocle and a suit at all times.

I wish for a sandwich.

granted, but it was turky, so I ate it.


I wish everybody in the world would give me hug!!

granted, but you sufficated from all the hugs.

I wish that I didn't have to keep putting recyling in the recyling bin(its getting annyoing)