Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted but then he left you alone for the holidays to go to New York.
I wish I had better Muse.

Granted, but then someone took it away from u

I wish ____ ______ was my bf

Granted, but because you gave no name, the wish was incomplete.

I wish I was able to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide faster.

Granted, but then ur lungs exploded casue u breathed too fast


I wish i had better hair

Granted but then your fanboys went crazy and tried to cut off your beutiful hair.XD
I wish my orange highlights would hurrry up and wash off.

Granted, but then your (insert color here) hair got drained of its color, so u had white hair


I wish i had red hair

Granted but then people called you a Ginger and thought you had no soul.
I wish I had better quotes to put on witty.

Granted, but no one liked ur quotes except u


I wish i could be Santana for a day

Granted but then you stayed like that forever.
I wish I could escape from Jose and run into Daniel-kun's arms like in the movies.

Granted, but then you accidentally vomited into his face whilst in his arms. o.O (source: my worst nightmare)

I wish I had 20/20 eyesight. :c

Granted but then your eyesight was so perfect that Chuck Noris killed you just because.
I wish I had won the Domo plush toy at Legoland instead of Jose who was a total bish about it.

Granted, but then a dog ripped it to shreads. MWAHAHAHAHA


I wish I could be more scary

Granted but then you were so scary all your fanboys died of fear.
I wish my purple highlights would stop mixing with my white ones.

Grantedm but then ur hair fell off


I wish i had BRIGHT red hair

Granted but then people thought you were Clifford.
I wish Daniel-kun would hurry up and get home.

Granted, but then when he got home, your state was nuc bombed

I wish my family had more money

Granted but then you got so rich you became snobs.
I wish that I could see my little brother more often.

Granted, but when he was little no more, you no longer saw him anymore


I wish my family wasn't so terrible

Granted but then they were so awesome somebody stole them.
I wish my mom wasn't such a bish to me.

GRanted, but then ur dad was


I wish i could not have so many ppl hate me

Granted but then everyone loved you so much they all became fanboys/fangirls.
I wish my mom would stop asking me to call Jose.

Granted, but then she told u to call the devil


I wish tomorrow would come faster

Granted but then it came so fast youbarely had time to notice.
I wish Daniel-kun plane wasn't delayed.

Granted, but then the plane never came home


I wish i would've had the cahnce in math to sit by the guy of my dreams

Granted but then your dream became a nightmare.
I wish my nerd freinds would stop asking me to be dungeon master when I don't even know how to pla the damn game.