The Assasin, The Crispy Love, The Bagel King, and The Sexy Music Rp{Private}

WHAT!?! *falls on ground crying* IT REALLY WASN'T ANYTHING.

*walks over* *puts gun to head*

Guest

*Bends down*

Aw, Remp, I didn't mean it, I was just trying to get back at you. They're totally your children! I forgive you for preferring boys. Just admit it.

*glares at Dreama*

CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT HERE?

*whips out shotgun and shoots her in leg*

Guest

You're fine, just go to the hospital and they'll treat it for you. Deserved it anyways, calling me fat.

IT'S NOT TRUE. I'M TOTALLY STRAIGHT. WE WEREN'T DOING WHAT YOU THINK WE WERE. *hugs*

*laughs*

Guest

*Swats away*

LIAR! INANILOQUIST ADMITTED IT.

*lip quivers and eyes grow large* I'M REALLY SORRY. HE M-MUST BE A LIAR. PLEASE, DON'T LEAVE.

Guest

Why is your lip quivering, you two were baking cookies together weren't you?

*looks down* Yes. *squeaks*

Guest

IN A BED INSTEAD OF AN OVEN, AM I RIGHT?!

*squeaks again* no.

Guest

LIAR. SHOOT HIM, SHOOT HIM FIVE TIMES, NO TEN TIMES.

*falls on ground* GO AHEAD! IF I CAN'T HAVE CRISPYLOVE I'D RATHER DIE.

*shoots ten times*

Guest

*looks down at bloody mess*

WAIT, WHAT HAVE I DONE - and why aren't you getting your leg treated? - NOOOOO, REMP! I'M SO SORRY, COME BACK!

I'm *coughs* hanging onto dear life.

I'm weird.

Guest

*picks up and runs to hospital by myself*

HANG ON JUST A BIT LONGER, REMP!

MEDIC! MEDIC!

I *cough* can't.

*laughs*

Guest

*medics do their medic stuff*

REMP?! REMP!

I'm *cough* alive...

I steps on Remp, heart come out!

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