The Assasin, The Crispy Love, The Bagel King, and The Sexy Music Rp{Private}

Last edited by Dreama on Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:44 pm; edited 1 time in total

How it started.

[19:01:11]Remplissage : There's so many green-lings on.

[19:03:21] Crispy Bacon : ON YOUR FACE

[19:03:27] Crispy Bacon : Kidding, kidding

[19:03:54] Crispy Bacon : Remplissage?

[19:03:57] Crispy Bacon : I'm sorry? D:

[19:04:39] Crispy Bacon : I'M SORRY, OKAY?

[19:04:46] Crispy Bacon : I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU

[19:04:48] Crispy Bacon : D:

[19:05:06] Remplissage : *cries* I'M REALLY HURT.

[19:05:21] Crispy Bacon : I'M SO SORRY

[19:05:29] Crispy Bacon : OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE

[19:05:34] Crispy Bacon : I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT

[19:05:49] * Crispy Bacon cradles almost-corpse

[19:06:05] Crispy Bacon : HOLD ON, REMPLISSAGE

[19:06:11] Crispy Bacon : THE PARAMEDICS ARE ON THEIR WAY

[19:06:15] Crispy Bacon : JUST HOLD ON

[19:06:40] Remplissage : *coughs* I DON'T THINK I'LL MAKE IT.

[19:06:42] Music : *calls Oprah* Hey, have I got a story fo you!

[19:06:53] Crispy Bacon : YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT

[19:06:59] Crispy Bacon : JILL AND JACK ARE WAITING FOR US

[19:07:00] Music : BRIAH! GIVE HIM MOUTH TO MOUTH! QUICK!

[19:07:07] Dreama : xD

[19:07:10] Crispy Bacon : YES BRIAH, YOU MUST

[19:07:19] Crispy Bacon : THE FATE OF THE WORLD LAYS IN YOUR HANDS

[19:07:24] * Dreama laughs

[19:07:32] Crispy Bacon : DON'T LAUGH

[19:07:34] Remplissage : NO! *reached through mouth and pulls out heart*

[19:07:47] Crispy Bacon : ( Whut? )

[19:07:47] Dreama : WHOA!

[19:07:51] Remplissage : I'm...dead.

[19:08:01] Crispy Bacon : WAIT... WHAT?!

[19:08:02] Crispy Bacon : NOOOOOO

[19:08:05] Music : WTF?!?!

[19:08:12] * Crispy Bacon holds now-corpse

[19:08:12] Remplissage : *squeak*

[19:08:14] Music : *picks up heart* Squishy!

[19:08:15] Dreama : 123 CLEAR!

[19:08:17] Crispy Bacon : CURSE THE GODS

[19:08:24] Crispy Bacon : I WILL AVENGE YOU, REMPLISSAGE

[19:08:28] Crispy Bacon : I SWEAR IT

[19:08:34] Crispy Bacon : RAWWWWWWHHHHHHHH

[19:09:36] Music : SQUISHY! *puts down Adam's throat* Heh, squishy go byebye!

[19:09:58] Crispy Bacon : NO

[19:10:15] Remplissage : *kicks back alive* Oh yeah, and make sure all my things go to the bagel. *dies again*

[19:10:32] Dreama : Who?

[19:10:33] Crispy Bacon : TO THE BAGEL?

[19:10:37] Crispy Bacon : WHAT ABOUT ME?!

[19:10:43] Crispy Bacon : I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL?

[19:10:53] Dreama : *gives artificial heart* SURGERY NOW!

[19:11:02] Crispy Bacon : Man, all that for nothing

[19:11:03] Dreama : No, He's the Bagel KING

[19:11:05] Music : *goes down his throat and get the heart* Squishy!

[19:11:09] * Crispy Bacon walks away

[19:11:27] Colby : MINE!

[19:11:34] Remplissage : *comes back alive* WAIT! I was kidding. *dies again.*

[19:11:49] Crispy Bacon : NO

[19:11:56] Colby : Go get a zeus kid!

[19:11:56] Dreama : *pops eyes out* Squishy!

[19:12:03] Crispy Bacon : It's too late to apologize

[19:12:07] Dreama : Madeline is one.

[19:12:08] Crispy Bacon : Too laaaaaate

[19:12:13] Music : *plays music*

[19:12:14] Crispy Bacon : Oh, too late to apologize

[19:12:25] Crispy Bacon : Too laaaaate

[19:12:27] Crispy Bacon : Ohhhhhhhh

[19:12:39] Music : *rubs turn tables* TOOOOOOOOOOO LATE!!! (yeah yeah)

[19:12:45] Remplissage : *comes back alive for the last time* WAIT. I need to tell you something*

[19:12:54] Dreama : YES?

[19:13:57] Dreama : What do you's have to say?

[19:14:26] Music : Its to Crispy, duh xD

[19:14:40] * Crispy Bacon walks back

[19:14:42] Dreama : k.

[19:14:50] Dreama : NEPoze

[19:14:54] Crispy Bacon : *Scoffs and tosses hair* What is it, peasant?

[19:15:24] Remplissage : CRISPY, THERE'S A BAG OF MONEY UNDER THE LAMP BESIDE MY BED. TAKE IT AND MOVE TO CALIFORNIA BEFORE THE RACCOONS GET YOU. PLEASE. DON'T DIE. *dies again*

[19:15:54] Dreama : I HATE LAMPS! *KLLS THE DEMON LAMP*

[19:15:55] Crispy Bacon : OH NO, NOT THE RACCOONS

[19:16:05] Music : *shoots crispy and takes money*

[19:16:09] Crispy Bacon : NO

[19:16:14] Crispy Bacon : Nooooooo

[19:16:15] Music : *takes her heart* Squishy!

[19:16:21] Crispy Bacon : I trusted you

[19:16:24] Crispy Bacon : X-x

[19:16:25] Dreama : *Shoots Music* AH HA!

[19:16:37] Crispy Bacon : ( I LOVE YOU )

[19:16:49] Music : *dies*

[19:17:02] Dreama : I AM SUPREME RULER!!!!!!!!

[19:17:02] Remplissage : *shoots Music in Lance Armstrong body* I WAS RESURRECTED, BITCH.

[19:17:03] Crispy Bacon : *dramatic music*

[19:17:18] Dreama : *KILLS Remplissage* DIE!

[19:17:22] Music : I already died, bish.

[19:17:32] Remplissage : Now, CRISPY!!! *thunder rolls and lightning flashes even though it's sunny* WHY!!!!

[19:17:44] Crispy Bacon : *RESURRECTS AS WELL* HEY YOU KILLED REMPLISSAGE

[19:17:51] Crispy Bacon : *SHOOTS EVERYBODY*

[19:18:00] Dreama : (kills Crispy)

[19:18:09] Music : *plays love music as Crispy and Adam walk to each other*

[19:18:21] Remplissage : *cries* WHY HAS THIS EVIL WORLD MADE SURE I DIE.

[19:18:38] Dreama : DIE!

[19:18:53] Dreama : DIE ALL! LIKE THE ANIMA CRAKERS

[19:19:00] Dreama : *Eats the crispy bacon*

[19:19:07] Crispy Bacon : NO

[19:19:10] Crispy Bacon : DON'T EAT ME

[19:19:12] Crispy Bacon : I AM SOFT

[19:19:15] Crispy Bacon : NOT CRISPY

[19:19:17] Crispy Bacon : *CRIES*

[19:19:44] Dreama : *devours the bacon*

[19:19:51] Remplissage : *eats spinach* I'M IMMORTAL NAU. *grabs the bacon* NEVER! *runs away to a place no one will ever find.*

[19:20:11] Crispy Bacon : My saviour!

[19:20:13] Remplissage : I REACHED INSIDE OF DREAMA TO GET IT.

[19:20:44] Remplissage : *flexes* OH YEAH. I'M SEXY, NOW THAT I'M IMMORTAL.

[19:20:53] Crispy Bacon : *Shakes fist at Dreama while running away with Remplissage*

I die, and play random music.

I but my sniper in the air. "Say hello to my little friend." I say.

HAHA. WE MADE IT.

Guest

REMPLISSAGE, WE MUST GO BACK, JACK AND JILL ARE WAITING FOR US. WE MUST NOT LET THEM DOWN.

Too late! I killed JACK AND JILL!

NO!!!! WHY! THIS CRUEL WORLD! *cries on bacon's shoulder* WHY!?!

Guest

*Dramatic gasp*

YOU KILLED JACK AND JILL?! OUR BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY AND GIRL.

I'M THE ASSASSIN! WHAT ELSE COULD HAPPEN!

(DUHDUHDUH) You evil, evil SOB!

Guest

YES. LET'S COMBINE FORCES, REMP.

I need a moment to think. Ok! THAT MOMENT IS OVER! *kills the pregnant lady*

NOPE. SHE NOT DIE, BECAUSE I GAVE HER MOUNTAIN DEW AND KFC. SHE'S IMMORTAL! *laughs evilly*

Guest

MWAHAHAHAHAH-..

D-did you just call me pregnant?

DO I LOOK FAT TO YOU?!

YEP! But you aint that lady! *Kills pregnant ladies....and men.*

Guest

WHAT?! WHAT?! *Brings out shotgun*

YOU'RE GOING DOWN.

*keeps shooting*

NO! *stops Bacon* DON'T GET INVOLVED.

Guest

*scoffs and puts away shotgun*

Fine. I DON'T CARE ANYWAYS.

*Nods*

*dances on dead people* LALALALA!

Guest

*turns on Remp*

By the way, some of the girls were just telling me that

YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME WITH INANILOQUIST.

*widens eyes*

N-NO! IT'S JUST AN OLD FLAME. IT'S NOTHING.

Guest

YOU'RE LYING TO ME! I KNEW THAT YOU PREFERRED MEN INSTEAD OF REAL, FEMININE WOMEN. MY MOTHER WARNED ME BUT NOOOO, I HAD TO BELIEVE IN YOU.

*glares*

JACK AND JILL WEREN'T YOUR CHILDREN ANYWAYS.

Can I kill him now?

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