Game: Corrupt a Wish

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sat Feb 12, 2011 3:58 am

I know I'm twisted, but that didn't make any sense./
p.s. 600th post!

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sat Feb 12, 2011 7:52 am

70 degrees Fahrenheit...

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sat Feb 12, 2011 8:17 am

Granted, but it's the 20th of Decenber.

I wish to have a no class holiday this Monday.

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sat Feb 12, 2011 8:26 am

Granted, but I was too lazy to come up with a creative answer, so the world imploded.

I wish I had a pet cow.

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sat Feb 12, 2011 8:34 am

Granted but it's dead.

I wish for a best friend guy.

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sat Feb 12, 2011 8:35 am

Granted, but everyone besides you and him died.

I wish I had breakfast.

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sat Feb 12, 2011 8:47 am

Granted but it's still raw.

I wish for a good nights sleep.

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sat Feb 12, 2011 8:51 am

Granted, but after having a good night's sleep, you fell back asleep and never woke up.

I wish I had lost 3 and a half crayons.

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sat Feb 12, 2011 8:59 am

Granted, but you don't have any crayons.

I wish for more reviews on my story.

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:14 am

Granted, but they were all hateful.

I wish I had a water bottle.

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:31 am

Granted, but dirty water is only available in it.

I wish for sleep.

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:37 am

Granted, but you died 3 hours into it.

I wish I had a pet camel.

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:03 am

Granted, but it is humpless.

I wish my parents would not stalk me in facebook.

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:09 am

Granted, but now a creepy stalker stalks you.

I wish I had a flying giraffe.

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:36 am

Granted but it has groiter.

I wish for free edible food.

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:52 am

Granted, it was free to get, but you needed to pay $999.99 to eat it.

I wish I had a 5463453 dollar bill.

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sat Feb 12, 2011 3:32 pm

Granted but it wasn't valuable.

I wish I could go to the pool.

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sat Feb 12, 2011 5:15 pm

Granted but there was a shark in the water who ate you.

I wish I had a new phone.

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:55 pm

Granted but it is soaked in water, making it useless.

I wish for a bottle of clear, mineral water.

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:00 am

Granted, but it only had an infinitely small droplet.

I wish I had a pet turkey.

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:04 am

Granted, but it was saved for next Thanksgiving.

I wish I could get a better iPod.

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:06 am

Granted, but it was perfect for 10 seconds, then it broke.

I wish I had a pet chicken.

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:56 am

Granted but your chicken got lost and ended up slaughtered in the slaughter house next door:]

I wish my sister would stop being a drama queen.

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:56 pm

Granted, but she became so undramatic that she died.

I wish I had more bacon.

Subject: Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish Sat Mar 12, 2011 6:00 pm

Granted, but you couldn't eat it because it was plastic.
I wish I was indestructable.