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You and the stranger both like maNga, Potterheads, Vampire Knight, Awkward moment when Hermione says Ron: "You've got dirt on your nose", The Boat That Rocked, Like this if... you check your phone for no reason , because you know nobody texted you. you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf. you always hear your name, when its not being called. you hate hearing your voice in recor, Sonisphere Festival, Boy tells his dad, "There's a kid at school that keeps calling me a f**." Dad says, "Well, PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!" Son says "But he's sooo cute", ADMIT IT , YOU LAUGHT WHEN YOU SAW THIS PICTURE !, The Vampire Diaries, Pirate party, The Percy Jackson Series, Blackpool F.C., f*** you. I am hilarious., Linkin Park, In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a b, "We all have a filthy Muggle friend that doesn't like Harry Potter", Manchester United, Manga, Being Hyper!, South Park, Monster Raving Loony Party, Good Charlotte, If Harry was a Hufflepuff, he would have *FOUND* the horcruxes right away, Lostprophets, Anime, You Me At Six, Blink-182, YourFavoriteMartian, My Chemical Romance, Stavros Flatley, I wish life had an "Undo" button., Are You In Love?, HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I, Reasons to have a guy best friend: Guys don't start rumors for no apparent reason They won't tell anyone your secrets They don't pms and randomly act super rude They don't try to steal the guy you like They aren't two faced They stick up for you n, Urban Dictionary, Kerrang! Radio, Mock The Week, Bullet for My Valentine, Kerrang! TV, That awkward moment when it's your birthday, and people are singing happy birthday to you, and you just stand there clueless of what to do., Where's Wally?, See More, I'm a girl. I don't smoke. I don't drink. I don't party every weekend. I don't wear three inches of makeup. I don't put sultry pictures of my bra showing online. I don't make out with loads of guys, or other girls, to get attention. I'm a girl, and, Epic Quotes, I Solemnly Swear That I am Upto No Good., The awkward moment when Hermione asks about the Chamber of Secrets, Commonly used phrases we say, but never realise they cancel each other out: 1) Clearly misunderstood 2) Exact Estimate 3) Small Crowd 4) Act Naturally 5) Found Missing 6) Fully Empty 7) Pretty ugly 8) Seriously funny 9) Only choice 10) Original, Harry Potter will live on *Forever*, Suicide Silence, Tumblr, Black & White, My Hogwarts letter is still coming...Its just a little late, Bowling For Soup, Pokemon, Is This Exam Answer Offensive? The School Expelled Me For It, Hogwarts School Of Magic And Other Stuff, The Legend of Zelda, Daily Horoscope, Marijuana, !Emo!, Skittles, The Two Severus, Tokyo Otaku Mode, Boy: grandma, have you seen my pills? they were labelled lsd. grandma: f*ck the pills. have you seen the dragons in the kitchen, Green Day, Hush-Hush, Hell No, Avenged Sevenfold, Trivium, FEMALE DICTIONARY: nothing, forget it = you better figure out what you did wrong. are you tired? = please don"t go to sleep, i love talking to you. i"m okay = hold me tight, i need a shoulder to cry on. i don"t give a f*ck anymore = i still care, but, Foo Fighters, Ivyrise, Hilarious Letter Sent to Exam Board by a Boy who Failed, I can't belive how racist this sign is , Put up by Mcdonalds, American Dad, Does It Offend You, Yeah?, You hit your little toe against a table.. At age 7: ''ohhhhh oww'' At age 10: ''ahhhhhhh stup table'' Age 13: ''SH1T!!!!'' Age 16: ''You stupid mother#$%#$ing #$%#$ ass piece of sh1t'' (breaks table), Matt Costello For Prime Minister, FAIL, Just Dance Game, Holy s***!, Death Note, Family Guy, Not rioting in Wigan, because it'd be pointless, Cyanide and Happiness, Pottermore is the only thing I have read the Terms and Conditions for, There's always some truth behind every "Just kidding". There's always some knowledge behind every "I don't know". There's always some emotion behind every "I don't care". There's always some pain behind every "I'm okay'.", 30 Seconds to Mars, 50 Ways to Make a Teacher Want To Hit You, I wasn't that drunk - Dude, you bought Justin Bieber on iTunes, Harry Potter, Things I do when I'm home alone., The awkward moment when you realise that you're the last Horcrux, QI, Fall Out Boy, Ivyrise, The extreemly awkward moment when the person you like asks you who you like, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, We love you Fred. You live in our hearts. For ever with you., Draco Malfoy: Wait till my father hears about this, Turning the exam paper before it starts because you're a fearless bastard., Standing up for something you truly believe in., Best Quotes, Michael McIntyre, Biffy Clyro, The National Diglett Foundation, That awkward moment when you have to wait until October for Pottermore -.-, A Very Potter Musical, Isn't it annoying when the force doesn't work?, Converse, If you have to ask, you may never know. If you know, you need only ask., The Da Vinci Code, Fb Banners, The Stig, Rudi Oppenheimer, Satoshi Tajiri, LoVe tHe Way u Lie., friday the thirteenth, Ready, Set, Fall, There is always that one friend who is hated by every teacher :L, All Time Low, Who Else Does This, Sassafras the Poet, Tim Minchin, Favorite way to say Red Wines in a German Accent Redvines! OMG, I'm a liar because I won't tell you everything. I'm stupid because sometimes I'm wrong. I'm ugly because sometimes my face isn't perfect. I'm a pushover because I like making people happy. I'm a loser because I'm not friends with your group. I'm fake beca, Red Vines, The awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing., Moodyophobia -fear of turning into a ferret, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Have I Got News for You, The Hangover, Alex Day, Thou shall not doubt the word of Stephen Fry, Robot Unicorn Attack, Failsafe, Dave, Home Alone, Liverpool, Stephen Fry, Epyllion, Dear People, I'm not going to talk about boys. Or girls. Or Justin Bieber. Not even Black Ops. And heart breaks. You know what I'm going to talk about? Turtles. Because everyone loves turtles. Especially when they're awkward., Ray William Johnson, Glee, Alexander Rybak, Sum 41, Unfuckingbelievable, Draco's Homemade Dark Mark, Like if you've ever Ate all of your popcorn before the movie started Spent an entire weekend in your pyjamas Accidently called your friend by the wrong name Laughed for 5-10minutes straight Couldn't find your phone when it's in your hand or Felt lik, I got a Best Buy Gift Card for F R E E, I love when a song describes exactly how you feel, Draw My Thing, "You Had Me At 'Hello'. and You Lost Me At 'I Hate Harry Potter'", I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?", Dinosaurs were lies, fed to us to cover up the existence of Pokemon., BRING ME THE HORIZON, Dumbledore? What an old kook! He's nothing like Rumbleroar, Blackadder, Staring at a text trying to figure out what this Dyslexic b**** is saying, Black Veil Brides, Typing what you really want to say, then deleting it., We Go Go, The awkward moment when Voldemort calls someone two faced., Futurama, Lucius Malfoy whips his hair back and forth, -Vampire Kinght-, OMG, Skittles, Zero Kiryu, Saving Rafael, Every time i trust somebody, they show me why i shouldn't., Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Fallen, A Day To Remember, Team Draco Malfoy because everythings better on the dark side, What kind of "teen" are you?, The awkward moment when you watch two people hug, and you feel like a loner, Top Gear, A little boy asks his dad; "What's between mom's legs?" The father answers," Paradise." The kid asks again,"Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise." Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor, Lying to Voldemort because your a fucking top mum, Hearing noises when home alone and just accepting the fact you're gonna die, Converse All Star, The Awkward Moment When Muggles Realise That Hogwarts Is Actually Real, Pokemon, What the HELL is a hufflepuff?, Machinima.com, L ( Death Note ), Panic! At The Disco, If Pokemon existed, I would skip school and be a pokemon trainer., On a scale of 1 - Oliver Wood, how much of a sexy beast are you?, Escape The Fate, NON-STOP NYAN CAT!, Draco Malfoy cries and we swoon. Thats how it works., Aldous Snow / Infant Sorrow, I Wish Music Played During Epic Moments of My Life and Not Just in Movies., The Sims 2, We Love Nathan Sykes From The Wanted x, Monty Python's Life of Brian, R.I.P Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan from Avenged Sevenfold <3, Russell Howard, and When I die, friends will go to my funeral, good friends will cry at my funeral, but my best friend will change my facebook status to "Chilin' with Jesus".
You: Holycrap
Stranger: omg
Stranger: I'm in convo with myself.
I WAS IN FRIGGIN CONVO WITH MYSELF> xD
Subject: I was on omegle again. . . 
Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:46 pm
