Ninja Poet
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 |  Subject: So I was on omegle. . .  Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:32 am | |
| I was on omegle, on the question thing, and this particular question came up - "Role Play! One of you is boy about to sign up to join the US ARMY. The other is a mother who would rather him stay home and help out in the Ranch. ACTION!" I feel the need to share the conversation's awesomeness with you all - the conversation:
You: I'll be the boy. xP
You: MOMMA. I'm signing up for the army. And nothin' you say can stop me!
Stranger: don't go to the US army Guillermo!
Stranger: please no! dios mio
You: Momma, I have to. I wanna be just like daddy! And Uncle Phillipos
Stranger: Uncle Phillipos was a fool and a vagrant
Stranger: your daddy was a drunk
Stranger: you stay, help me on ranch
You: HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT DADDY LIKE THAT?! DADDY'S DEAD!
Stranger: yes, ans
You: I don't want to stay on the ranch!
Stranger: d
Stranger: all the better for it
Stranger: the cows are company for you.
Stranger: cows can not hurt you...
Stranger: ..
Stranger: my precious
You: I want to be a soldier, and meet a nice girl and have sex and knock her up, then die in battle leaving her a single mother in mourning!
You: Just like you
Stranger: boy.
Stranger: sit.
You: *sits*
Stranger: there are a few things i need to tell you about your father
You: Daddy was a saint. i already know that.
Stranger: the man you called daddy was not your father
Stranger: he was the town's simpleton that everybody tricked into adopting you and me (he had a lot of money from family)
You: NO MOMMA. THAT'S NOT TRUE.
Stranger: it is true
You: If daddy's not my father, then who is?
Stranger: it's why he couldn't say your name guillermo
Stranger: it's a terrible tale that spreads many a year
You: tell me momma. I deserve to know.
You: I always wondered why he called me Gary, and not guillermo. . .
Stranger: your father is not of human descent.
Stranger: (your real father)
Stranger: you came here on a craft
You: Wh-what? But doesn't that mean you ain't my momma?
Stranger: sort of
Stranger: when i found you, you were a blob of goo
Stranger: i touched you, ever curious... and you formed into the shape of a baby
Stranger: so, in many ways i am your mother
Stranger: so shut up
You: BUT MOMMA! You said I was your little boy. You told Aunt Shenaynay all about the night you and daddy did the deed and made me.
Stranger: WE WERE JOKING!
You: YOU'RE A LIAR MOMMA
Stranger: daddy was a moron
Stranger: we were making jokes at his expense!
You: Daddy was a brave man. Braver than you;ll ever be.
Stranger: Daddy was a donkey.
Stranger: Now I have to go and make potatoes (owner or mac has returned)
You: DADDY WAS NOT A DONKY! Daddy was a good man, unlike uncle phillipos
Stranger: bye now son, do what you wish
You: I'm going to join the army. 'Cause uncle phillipos touched me in places.
Stranger: I'm glad
Stranger: I gave him the keys to your room
You: BUT WHY MOMMA?
Stranger: shhhhh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
How cool was that? xDDD | |
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Liz loves Damian McGinty
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Join date : 2011-01-08
Age : 27
| | Subject: Re: So I was on omegle. . . Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:46 am | |
| xD That was hilarious! But what's the omegle question thing? | |
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Ninja Poet
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Age : 26
Location : IN THE HARSH NORTH
| | Subject: Re: So I was on omegle. . . Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:04 am | |
| It's a secret thing on omegle. >_> CALLED SPY MODE! | |
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fergusonAKAfergs
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Age : 27
Location : Camp Half Blood (duh!)
| | Subject: Re: So I was on omegle. . . Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:08 am | |
| Ohmigosh!!!! That's HILARIOUS!!!! | |
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Liz loves Damian McGinty
Posts : 268
Join date : 2011-01-08
Age : 27
| | Subject: Re: So I was on omegle. . . Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:26 am | |
| OH Okay!
*time to go try.* | |
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RachieFizzy!
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Location : Shiganshina District
| | Subject: Re: So I was on omegle. . . Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:52 pm | |
| HOLY CHEESE!!!
*Dies laughing* | |
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Nico
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Age : 25
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| | Subject: Re: So I was on omegle. . . Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:16 am | |
| LOLOL! GENIUS. I loved it! | |
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tethys
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| | Subject: Re: So I was on omegle. . . Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:09 am | |
| LOL. Intersting conversation. xD | |
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