OMEGLE DUDE IS FRICKIN AMAZING.

Guest

You: What is air?
Stranger: ...something you breathe to live
Stranger: What is grass?
You: DO YOU HAVE TUMBLR?
Stranger: I DO NOT
Stranger: UNFORTUNATELY
Stranger: DO YOU
You: YESH.
Stranger: YOU'RE A TUMBLR FREAK?
THATS DOPE
You: A TUMBLR FREAK TROLLING OMEGLE.
Stranger: GO FIGURE.
Stranger: SO TUMBLR FREAK WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OMEGLE?
You: IT IS FUN TO TROLL.
Stranger: I agree.
Stranger: So many dumba--es.
Stranger: And so many serious a--es.
Stranger: A--es in general.
You: Oh my god. You made my f--king day.
Stranger: By that comment I'm guessing Tumblr Freak is a girl. Sweet.
You: No. I'm a female unicorn.
Stranger: ...So you're horny too!??!
You: If you take it in a literal sense.
Stranger: And not figuratively.
Stranger: I am d---less.
You: O.o You take a long time to type.
Stranger: Me?
Stranger: I am quick.
Stranger: Fast even.
Stranger: Super fast.
Stranger: Faster than the speed of light.
You: It showed that thingy for like five minutes.
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: My b.
Stranger: I was trying to multitask.
Stranger: Major fail.
You: I'm super slow.
Stranger: My mom said never to talk to strangers.
Stranger: I guess Im disobeying her.
You: SO DID MINE.
Stranger: No Christmas presents this year
You: I always get presents.
Stranger: Always?
Stranger: You must be Santa's special elf.
You: Like a Nikon Coolpix L110.
Stranger: Sweeet.
Stranger: Nice to meet you Ashton Kutcher.
You: Nikon > Canon.
Stranger: Agreed.
You: Sorry reblogging random s--t. xD
Stranger: Oh nice
Stranger: Its all gravy.
You: I still have homework. >.<
You: I love how that Omegle slogan thing is so enthusiastic. "TALK TO STRANGERS!"
You: Yeah, do what my mother told me not to.
You: >.>
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: I know
Stranger: My mother would be disappointed.
You: Yesh, my mother would tell me how much of a disappointment I am.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Disappointing madres.
You: SPANISH. 8D
Stranger: ESPANOLA
Stranger: Donde esta el bano?
You: It's actually right behind me. xD
You: I AM NOT ON EL BANO.
Stranger: ..gracias God.
Stranger: ;P
You: DO YOU WATCH DEGRASSI?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: CRAIG
Stranger: MANNY
Stranger: PAIGE
Stranger: ANYA
You: WHO THE H--- ARE YOU?
You: ME?
Stranger: SAV
You: DID YOU SEE FRIDAY'S EPISODE?
Stranger: I WATCHED MORE OF THE OLD THAN NEW- BUT THATS DUE TO SCHEDULE
Stranger: missed it
Stranger: Was it good?
You: Aww. YESH.
You: JUST REMEMBER.
You: SHIP SADIE/DAVE.
Stranger: hmm
You: YOU SHOULD GET A TUMBLR AND FOLLOW ME.
You: thedeadunicorn.tumblr.com DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT.
You: DOOOOOOO IT.
You: ;D
Stranger: I DIG IT.
Stranger: that girl is hot.
Stranger: o.o
You: Ariana Grande?
Stranger: yes
You: WELL, ANYWAY, OFF TO HARASS MORE PEOPLE WHOM DO NOT UNDERSTAND TUMBLR TROLLAGE.
Stranger: Very much so.
Stranger: ROFL
You: BYE. SEE YOU IN MY ASK HOPEFULLY?
Stranger: GOOD LUCK TO YOU AND I BID YOU WELL ON YOUR TUMBLY ENDEAVOR.
Stranger: IT IS APPROPRIATE TO ASSUME THAT.
You: OOH I LIKE THAT.

Subject: Re: OMEGLE DUDE IS FRICKIN AMAZING. Sun Feb 13, 2011 9:20 pm

LUCKY. YOU GET THE AWESOME PEOPLE xD

Guest

THE ANTI TUMBLR.

Stranger: Hallo
You: DON'T KILL YOURSELF.
Stranger: MY HANDS AT THE TRIGGER
You: YOU HAVE A LONG LIFE TO LIVE.
Stranger: MAKE A VALID ARGUMENT
Stranger: or I will suffer the consequences
You: WELL, WE CAN ALWAYS SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS ON TUMBLR.
You: BY FOLLOWING ME.
Stranger: tumblr is gay

Guest

You: SOMEONE DID NOT KNOW WHAT FULL HOUSE WAS.
Stranger: Hello..
You: THEY MUST DIE.
You: Oh, hi.
You: Don't mind me.
Stranger: Full House. The show?
You: YESH.
Stranger: How sad, they probably aren't from America then.
You: Probably not.
Stranger: And if they are, they're quite young/old, or just don't care about TV.
You: Those were Mary-Kate and Ashley's best days.
You: THAT IS NO EXCUSE.
Stranger: Kind of actually, I don't know what half of anything is anymore because I hate TV.
You: I hate TV now too. D8
You: All good shows went bye-bye down the drain.
Stranger: That and I don't particularly care to watch something that isn't relative to my life.
You: I have one guilty pleasure.
Stranger: If I watch TV, I watch SpongeBob or some random documentary about a deformed child or something.
You: Degrassi.
Stranger: You sound like my friend, honestly.
Stranger: Which is weird because she just got on MSN.
You: Orly? Is that a good thing?
You: Well, I have no MSN.
Stranger: I guess, you're exactly like her except you don't use :3 and c: all the time.
You: So I cannot be her.
Stranger: At least, not so far.
You: Nope.
You: Maybe I was her in a second life. >8D
Stranger: Ha, I don't think it works that way. :P
You: Well, it COULD.
You: You never know.
Stranger: Well, if you had a life previous to this one, it wouldn't be your second life. Unless this is your third life.
Stranger: And she is her now, so you couldn't have been her before.
Stranger: :3
You: How old are you? My curiousity is getting the best of me.
Stranger: I have a very extreme feeling that you're a girl.
Stranger: I'm 15.
You: I'm fifteen. :D
You: Niner or tenner?
Stranger: Sophomore, homeschooled.
You: I must give off girl vibes, but yes I am.
Stranger: No, I'm just really good at judging people. :I
You: Freshie exploring the vast dark waters of tumblr.
You: **OMEGLE.
Stranger: LAWL, I so guessed you were a Tumblr-er as well.
Stranger: I just didn't want to say anything because I wasn't sure if you were one of the ones who thinks you "should not speak of it".
You: Orly? YOU HAVE TUMBLR TOO?
Stranger: I do... and I'm quite sure it's nothing like yours. :3
Stranger: There's nothing funny on it, so it'd probably be boring to you.
You: Well, that's the original b--ches whom think they're f--king boss. >.>
You: http://thedeadunicorn.tumblr.com/ FOLLOW FOR FOLLOW?
Stranger: And I post as frequently as a dead man breathes, so it's really not worth it.
You: YOU COULD STILL FOLLOW?
Stranger: Your blog wouldn't have anything for me to reblog on it. ._.
Stranger: You're nice and all, butttt I'm not a follow for follow type person.
You: Aww. D:
You: DROP SOMETHING IN MY ASK? :D
Stranger: In fact I don't think I'm much like anyone on Tumblr.
Stranger: Aight.
You: THAT'S COOL. I LIKE UNIQUE PEEPS.
Stranger: Alright, you officially have Messages (1).
You: ANSWERED.
Stranger: Saw it.
You: I followed. :D
You: Pictures so pretty.
Stranger: My dogs aren't allowed in my lawn, so that means it's the neighborhood skanky cat.
Stranger: Well, thank you.
Stranger: Expect an update from me once every two weeks or something.
You: Cats can be sexually promiscuous?
Stranger: Yes. Trust me.
You: I never had a cat.
Stranger: There is no explanation for how I wound up with nearly 60 cats when I only had a girl cat to begin with.
You: But my neighbor's is a manwhore.
You: Always about our neighborhood flaunting his stuff.
Stranger: Yeah, Wendy just poked her butt out in the male cats' faces all the time. Even her own sons.
Stranger: And grandsons.
Stranger: How cats work.
You: Such whores.
Stranger: Yep.
You: The music on tumblr makes me freak out. >.<
Stranger: What music? o_o
You: The random music some people have on their blogs.
Stranger: Ah, yeah. I tend to not follow people who do that.
Stranger: Yet I'm still somehow following 89 people. I don't understand.
You: ;D IT'S ADDICTING.
You: I must make my departure. Farewell fellow tumblite.
Stranger: Goodbye.

Subject: Re: OMEGLE DUDE IS FRICKIN AMAZING. Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:37 pm

Guys edit your posts. We don't allow swears.

I will unlock when it's edited.

Subject: Re: OMEGLE DUDE IS FRICKIN AMAZING. Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:52 pm

Please, censor the posts. That's too much.

Subject: Re: OMEGLE DUDE IS FRICKIN AMAZING. Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:06 pm

You: sup
Stranger: Wasbi!!
You: HUH
Stranger: HI!
You: WASSUP
Stranger: THATS WHAT I SAID
You: OO
You: o.o
Stranger: HEHE
You: OK
You: I'M TIRED
Stranger: ME TOO
You: OKAY
Stranger: BUT I CANT SLEEP
You: I HAVE STUFF TO DO SO I'M NOT SLEEPING YET
Stranger: I FINISHED ALL OF MY STUFF
You: xD
Stranger: I AGREE!

You: YEA
Stranger: BOI!
You: WHAT
Stranger: NVM
You: ARE U FROM N.O.?
Stranger: NO
You: xD
You: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: CUZ I THOUGHT YOU WAS
Stranger: NAH I'M FROM TEXAS!
You: O TEXAS
You: DAS WHERE DA SUPERBOWL WAS
Stranger: YEP! IT WAS HELL THROUGH TRAFFIC!
You: LOL
Stranger: THE TRUTH RIGHT
You: YEA
You: I HAVE A FUNNY SAYING
Stranger: WHAT'S THAT?
You: KILL THE PONY UNICORN
Stranger: BAHAHA!
You: LIKE A PONY AND A UNICORN HAVE A BABY, IT BE THE PONY UNICORN
Stranger: YEP!
You: YAY
Stranger: THAT IS FUNNY
You: COOOL
You: I'M WATCHING THE GRAMMY'S
Stranger: I'M NOT
You: HEHE THAT SOUNDS LIKE GRANNY
You: xD
Stranger: I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
You: LOL
Stranger: =D
You: =+D
You: OH NO MY GRANNY IS HERE. I NEEDA GO
Stranger: GO TAKE CARE OF HER
You: BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WAIT ARE U A GIRL OR BOY?
Stranger: GIRL
You: ME TOOOO
Stranger: COO
Stranger: COOL*
You: OKKKKKKKKKKKK BYE!
Stranger: BYE!

Subject: Re: OMEGLE DUDE IS FRICKIN AMAZING. Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:56 am

YOU FREAKING LUCKEH, MAN!
I always get the weird ones.

Stranger: hey
You: Hi.
Stranger: there
Stranger: 18 heree female,
Stranger: romania
Stranger: how about u?
You: o.e
You: Get a freaking life.
You: You stupid twit.
Stranger: whats up? :]
You: ....
You: HOLY CRUD.
Stranger: whats your name?
You: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANT TO PUNCH YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW.
Stranger: i'm Celeste
Stranger: nice to meet u,
You: And I don't care.
You: Use grammar.
You: You people scare me.

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Stranger: M or f
You: Male, 387, Antique lamp shade ;)
You: Wanna meet up tonight?
Stranger: Haha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: ):
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You: M or F
Stranger: F
You: Name? Age?
Stranger: lois 19 you?
You: Aww. Thats too bad. I hate people who have the name Lois. And I'm gay.
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: m, 27, looking for *SHOPPOWZAAA ITS CENSORED!*, will finger *CENSORED AGAAAAIN** and *SORRY CENSORED*....
You: Female ;)
You: 25
Stranger: hi
Stranger: msn/pics at all? ....
You: Also, My name is Bruno. I have a rather round body, and water filled up in me. My cap is white, and my label is OZARKA.
You: Female water bottle looking for hot date<3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Stranger.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: hi
Stranger: m
You: Um
You: f
Stranger: ok
You: What a "m"
Stranger: r u doing nuthin now?
You: new at this sorry
You: yeah
Stranger: im male
You: whuts a male?
You: o
You: whuts a boy?
Stranger: wat r u wearing nw
You: I dun really have anything on....
Stranger: r u serious
Stranger: let me cover u with my body
You: uh
Stranger: u like drill machine
You: that would be hard....
You: because im a lamp....
You: ....but I do have a neat little purple see through shade on :D
Stranger: its only a 7 inch pencil. You can draw with it.
You: No I'm a lamp.
You: I don't even no how i'm typing.
You: Besides, you'd burn yourself from my bulb.
Stranger: wat ur treasure chest size
You: Cuz its so hot.
You: treasure chest?
Stranger: i love to burn
You: Well, my lamp shade is at least a foot.
Stranger: treasure chest
Stranger: size
You: I told you, atleast a foot.
You: I don't have a chest.
You: I'm a lamp.
Stranger: u mmean ur boy
You: NO.
You: ima girl
You: but my species is
You: lamp
You: Here is a picture of me
Stranger: ok come to me let me suck u
You: http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.55112042.jpg
You: OH HEY MY BOYFRIEND IS ONLINE!!!!!! :d
You: Here is his picture
You: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41xIoDGpe7L._SS500_.jpg
Stranger: u want my rod?
You: No. Why would I need a rod?
You: Your stupid.
Stranger: 7 inh long 4 inch round
You: the whut?
**This one bugged me the most. BAAAAI!**

Subject: Re: OMEGLE DUDE IS FRICKIN AMAZING. Mon Feb 14, 2011 4:02 pm

Ugh. Worst site ever. I hate it. Both Sunshine (remp) and I agree.

Subject: Re: OMEGLE DUDE IS FRICKIN AMAZING. Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:04 pm

This is a snippet from a convo I just had. We were chatting about unicorns and pit bulls, then it turned weird.

Stranger: So, do you have a v*gina or a p*nis? O_o
You: Neither. I'm a Lady Gaga.
Stranger: Really? :o Lady Gaga is totty.
You: Hm. Interesting.
Stranger: I have a V*gina, btw. :o
You: Good to know.
Stranger: Ikr
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Subject: Re: OMEGLE DUDE IS FRICKIN AMAZING. Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:27 pm

How do you do this? xD

Subject: Re: OMEGLE DUDE IS FRICKIN AMAZING. Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:01 pm

Stranger: Visit the “adult” version of Omegle. ;)
You: yes
You: no
You: maybe
You: i dont know
You: can you repeat the question?
You: YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
You: YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
You: YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
You: AND YOU’RE NOT SO BIG
You: …life is unfair
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This one is my favorite. XD

Subject: Re: OMEGLE DUDE IS FRICKIN AMAZING. Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:12 pm

DUDE! I had the awesomest person ever, but I had to go because of school. You know HoN? He/she was a big fan of it. I think I can remember it:
Stranger: Merry Meet!
You: Merry meet!
Stranger: Uh...
You: A-are you one of them?
Stranger: No its just weird because I've never had anyone respond to me like that ^^
You: Oh!
Stranger: What do you mean by one of them?
You: Oh, you know, the stupid people on here who say "asl" or "m or f?" >.<
Stranger: Lol, I haven't encountered one of those yet.
You: Ah. Your lucky then. Do you read House of Nights?
Stranger: Yes!!!! But I didn't get the last book yet :(
Stranger: I finished burned and then I got into a different series. When Awakened came out, I didn't get it because somehow they are always sold out o.O
You: I knoooow! She took so long, then I got into another book. I read Awakened, but some how didn't get hooked like I use to ): Have you read The Vampire Academy?
Stranger: No, but I've heard of it.
You: Its reeaaally good! You should check it out. The main character, Rose, is so bad-ass :D
Stranger: Ok, I'll try to get it some time :D
(At this point, my sister comes in and checks on me)
You: AH! I GTG BAI~
You disconnected.

I felt bad when I had to disconnect. SHE WAS SO AWESOME!

Subject: Re: OMEGLE DUDE IS FRICKIN AMAZING. Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:26 pm

What the fudge is this.

Subject: Re: OMEGLE DUDE IS FRICKIN AMAZING. Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:16 am

Rainbow Fluff wrote:: You: What is air?
Stranger: ...something you breathe to live
Stranger: What is grass?
You: DO YOU HAVE TUMBLR?
Stranger: I DO NOT
Stranger: UNFORTUNATELY
Stranger: DO YOU
You: YESH.
Stranger: YOU'RE A TUMBLR FREAK?
THATS DOPE
You: A TUMBLR FREAK TROLLING OMEGLE.
Stranger: GO FIGURE.
Stranger: SO TUMBLR FREAK WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OMEGLE?
You: IT IS FUN TO TROLL.
Stranger: I agree.
Stranger: So many dumba--es.
Stranger: And so many serious a--es.
Stranger: A--es in general.
You: Oh my god. You made my f--king day.
Stranger: By that comment I'm guessing Tumblr Freak is a girl. Sweet.
You: No. I'm a female unicorn.
Stranger: ...So you're horny too!??!
You: If you take it in a literal sense.
Stranger: And not figuratively.
Stranger: I am d---less.
You: O.o You take a long time to type.
Stranger: Me?
Stranger: I am quick.
Stranger: Fast even.
Stranger: Super fast.
Stranger: Faster than the speed of light.
You: It showed that thingy for like five minutes.
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: My b.
Stranger: I was trying to multitask.
Stranger: Major fail.
You: I'm super slow.
Stranger: My mom said never to talk to strangers.
Stranger: I guess Im disobeying her.
You: SO DID MINE.
Stranger: No Christmas presents this year
You: I always get presents.
Stranger: Always?
Stranger: You must be Santa's special elf.
You: Like a Nikon Coolpix L110.
Stranger: Sweeet.
Stranger: Nice to meet you Ashton Kutcher.
You: Nikon > Canon.
Stranger: Agreed.
You: Sorry reblogging random s--t. xD
Stranger: Oh nice
Stranger: Its all gravy.
You: I still have homework. >.<
You: I love how that Omegle slogan thing is so enthusiastic. "TALK TO STRANGERS!"
You: Yeah, do what my mother told me not to.
You: >.>
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: I know
Stranger: My mother would be disappointed.
You: Yesh, my mother would tell me how much of a disappointment I am.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Disappointing madres.
You: SPANISH. 8D
Stranger: ESPANOLA
Stranger: Donde esta el bano?
You: It's actually right behind me. xD
You: I AM NOT ON EL BANO.
Stranger: ..gracias God.
Stranger: ;P
You: DO YOU WATCH DEGRASSI?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: CRAIG
Stranger: MANNY
Stranger: PAIGE
Stranger: ANYA
You: WHO THE H--- ARE YOU?
You: ME?
Stranger: SAV
You: DID YOU SEE FRIDAY'S EPISODE?
Stranger: I WATCHED MORE OF THE OLD THAN NEW- BUT THATS DUE TO SCHEDULE
Stranger: missed it
Stranger: Was it good?
You: Aww. YESH.
You: JUST REMEMBER.
You: SHIP SADIE/DAVE.
Stranger: hmm
You: YOU SHOULD GET A TUMBLR AND FOLLOW ME.
You: thedeadunicorn.tumblr.com DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT.
You: DOOOOOOO IT.
You: ;D
Stranger: I DIG IT.
Stranger: that girl is hot.
Stranger: o.o
You: Ariana Grande?
Stranger: yes
You: WELL, ANYWAY, OFF TO HARASS MORE PEOPLE WHOM DO NOT UNDERSTAND TUMBLR TROLLAGE.
Stranger: Very much so.
Stranger: ROFL
You: BYE. SEE YOU IN MY ASK HOPEFULLY?
Stranger: GOOD LUCK TO YOU AND I BID YOU WELL ON YOUR TUMBLY ENDEAVOR.
Stranger: IT IS APPROPRIATE TO ASSUME THAT.
You: OOH I LIKE THAT.

Hehehehe..... That was me

Subject: Re: OMEGLE DUDE IS FRICKIN AMAZING. Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:05 pm

I FOUND THE SITE. I'll post if anything interesting happens xD
~~What does ASL stand for...?~~
Nevermind... most people are random weirdos >.>

Subject: Re: OMEGLE DUDE IS FRICKIN AMAZING. Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:20 pm

Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Im not telling.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: That's what she said.
Stranger: no
Stranger: she said
Stranger: why is it so small :((
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Subject: Re: OMEGLE DUDE IS FRICKIN AMAZING. Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:40 pm

Here's my conversation! This guy is AWKWARD and weird. He's awkweird:

Spoiler:

Subject: Re: OMEGLE DUDE IS FRICKIN AMAZING. Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:55 pm

I've been to the site. I always seem to get the perverts T_T.

Subject: Re: OMEGLE DUDE IS FRICKIN AMAZING. Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:01 pm

Most people are random creeps...New guy:

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

XD:

Spoiler:

Subject: Re: OMEGLE DUDE IS FRICKIN AMAZING. Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:01 pm

YOU = Sparkleberry the Unicorn
Stranger = Peanutbutter

Stranger: heyy asl?
You: Age; 8247p
You: Sex; Unicorn
You: Location; Narnia
Stranger: r u a m or f unicorn?
You: I am neither.
You: I am a Rainbow Unicorn.
You: We have no gender.
Stranger: ah. i see. so any defining characteristics?
You: Well, our manes our rainbow colored.
You: Are horns are sparkly - like that Cullen kid.
Stranger: Ah. i see
You: And we fly.
Stranger: oh. u fly?
You: Yes.
You: I have flown everywhere.
You: Even over your house... Fred.
You: o.O
Stranger: mmhmm. what was ur favorite place? and wrong name :D
You: Jimmy.
You: That is now you're name.
Stranger: nope
You: My favorite place is my comfy adobe in Narnia.
You: Right by Mr. Tumnis.
Stranger: ahh. i see
You: Yes.
Stranger: and mr. tumnis is an??? Elf?
Stranger: nope. wrong gender
You: Mr. Tumnis is a faun.
You: And now your name is Peanutbutter.
Stranger: ohh. of course. how obvious
You: Very.
Stranger: thats my favorite food
Stranger: XD
You: Exactly, Peanutbutter.
Stranger: mmhmm.
You: Mmhmm is correct.
Stranger: and what is ur name?
You: My name? My name is Sparkleberry.
Stranger: ooohhhhhh. So, Sparkleberry the rainbow unicorn who lives next to mr. tumnis in Narnia and has flown to fred and jimmys house, how are you? weather nice?
You: I am delicious! And the weather is very good here.
Stranger: ahh. thats good. hows the mane?
You: Long and flowy.
Stranger: good, good.
You: Yes, very good.
Stranger: yes. do u have an agenda for the night?
You: Yes.
You: Sleep.
You: Then not sleep.
Stranger: ah. i see
You: And fly over Santa's house.
Stranger: oh, Santas? itll b awfully cold in the north pole
You: We Unicorn's love the coldness.
Stranger: oohhhhh. so what do u do in the summer?
Stranger: and if u have hooves, how are you typing?
Stranger: and do u see in black and white or color
You: In the summer, I take long walks on the beach with my boyfriend, Rasberrybubble.
You: I am typing with my fingers that last for only 7 more seconds.
Stranger: what is ur favorite type of rock/
You: 6
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
Stranger: byyeeeee
You: 1
You: jwf
You: wc
You: mrfiu
You: ciglb2qgxnu
You: xhgcxl4e4esetvcf6b0ct8'u1qphg 42typo UnBgUO;
Stranger: r u done?
You: kykytsjeryg4y4i7$yumrc,
You: nh
You: -g8cydASDG
You: ';LAZZCCZasxxv4ZLXLVBG
Stranger: bye now sparkleberry. :) have a good trip to santas

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You = Random hungry lover
Stranger = Immortal lover

Stranger: I feel like you don't even wanna be with me anymore..
You: I do want to D8
You: I love you.
Stranger: Well, you should act like it then.
You: Okay.
You: I. LOVE. YOU.
Stranger: Thankyou. I love you too
You: Yes.
You: Now we are in love.
You: We shall now go eat some pizza?
Stranger: Apsolutely.
You: Yes.
Stranger: Let's go!
You: Okay!
You: You buy.
Stranger: I don't have $$$$$$$$$$$$.
You: Neither do I.
Stranger: Then I guess we're not eating.
You: I am.
You: I eat you.
You: *eats*
Stranger: Oh.
You: Now you're dead,
You: heh.
Stranger: Not at all.
Stranger: I'm immoral, m*therf*****.
You: O:
Damn you.
Stranger: Suck a d***.
You: I'm immortal.
You: You suck a fork.
Stranger: Nah.
You: Good decision.
Stranger: I lied about loving you..
You: D8
You: I still ate you.
Stranger: It's fine.
You: It should be.
Stranger: Well it is soo..
You: I am leaving you to die.
You: Bye.
Stranger: Later.

Subject: Re: OMEGLE DUDE IS FRICKIN AMAZING. Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:02 pm

I hate Omegle. All I get is "Asl. I'm looking for a horny girl (;" I'm like ...Leave me alone

Subject: Re: OMEGLE DUDE IS FRICKIN AMAZING. Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:13 pm

Same here ^ Somehow I always get the perverted losers. Lol

Subject: Re: OMEGLE DUDE IS FRICKIN AMAZING. Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:31 pm

@Moo Interesting conversations xD

Stranger: Hey
You: Helllo... are you another weirdo?
Stranger: No
You: Kay. Good. How's life?
Stranger: Not bad you?
You: Goood. I just got a pet unicorn!
Stranger: AWESOME!!!
You: I know! His name is Samantha.
Stranger: His name?
You: Yes. It's Samantha.
Stranger: If you say so
You: Ya. His mane's made of chocolate.
Stranger: NOMNOMNOM

Subject: Re: OMEGLE DUDE IS FRICKIN AMAZING. Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:29 pm

Spoiler:

» omg this is so frickin' cool!
» So I was on omegle. . .
» I was on omegle again. . .
» Ready for my R&R dude.
» The amazing hill