Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but he became so old he died.

I wish I had a flat screen in my room.

Granted, but it was just that. A flat screen. Not a flat screen TV.

I wish I had a yummy, not rotted, not stale, delicious vanilla cupcake.

Granted, then I through it away

I wish I didn't look like a 12 year old

Granted, but then you looked like a three year old.

I wish I had 100 pesos to go to the store.

Granted but you got robbed on the way there

I wish I wasn't so busy for summer.

Granted, but then you had nothing to do, so you died of boredom.

I wish I didn't have to do the stupid dishes.

Granted but instaed of only doing the dishes, you had to clean your whole house.

I wish that this Summer would feel twice as long.

Granted, but now the school year will feel twice as long.

I wish I knew The Question.

Granted, but since i dont know it either, everyone 4got about if except u, and everyone thought u were crazy


I wish i was Jennifer Lawrence

Granted, but when you walked down the red carpet you got a huge scar across your face because people scratched your face.

I wish all my characters were active.

Granted, but then they were all killed in battle when you weren't looking.

I wish my genius could be recognised.

Granted, but then u died before u could really use it


I wish i could get the chance to make a kick-butt music video

Granted, bu you didn't have good ideas for your kick-butt music video.

I wish I could win the mega.

Granted but then somebody killed you out of jealousy (sorry~)

I wish I could finish my story and it gets successful in the future

Granted, but when you made a second book everyone hated it.

I wish I wasn't so lazy and would finish my book.

Granted, but then u never made another ever gain >:D (jk XD)


I wish I could meet Sehun!!

Granted, but he hated you.

I wish I went to school today.

Granted but then you immediately got a whole work load to do without even meeting your friends

I wish I could go to Korea to meet SHINee and EXO and we become close friends! XD!!!

Granted, but then you accidentally gave them food poisoning and they died.

I wish I could breathe underwater AND on land.

Granted, but when you were underwater a shark was behind you and ate you.

I wish for my school project I had freshwater ecosystem instead of grassland.

Granted, but you failed.

I wish dinner was cooked faster.

Granted, but then it was choped liver and eggplant


I wish i wasnt on a diet

Granted but then you got fatter

I wish I was on a diet

Granted but you couldn't resist eating some Kentucky Fried Chicken so your metabolism got really messed up. ( HAHAHAHA sorry Sash <3 )


I wish money grew on trees.

Granted, but then, in an effort to increase the value of the Leaf, 90% of the world's forests were burnt down.

I wish I could stay on vacation forever.