Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but then winter came quickly and you were buried in snow.

I wish that I had enough money to /buy/ my Prussia cosplay for Otakon instead of having to make the costume myself.

Granted, but when u bought it, it got all full of dogpoop somehow


I wish i had my own house

granted, but i made you let me be your roommate and i had a party and trashed the place, and then you had to pay all the bills and you had no job.

i wish i had "catching fire"

Granted, but it caught on fire before you could read it.

I wish I had another Sprite.

Granted, but it flew away (see what i did there? ;D)


I wish i was a party person...

granted, but then the bodyguards kicked you out of every club.
i wish i had the time to finish my charrie.

Granted, but it never got excepted.


I wish I could have a kitten.

Granted, but it ran away to live with me.

I wish I had a iPod.

Granted, but when you got it someone spilled water on it.

I wish I could live forever.

Granted, but then civilisation fell and you lived alone in a post-apocalyptic world.

I wish I had a mango creme doughnut. (They do exist!)

Granted, but it was expired.

I wish my brother wasn't an idiot.

gRanted, but he was so smart your head blew up when he talked


I wish i was just a LITTLE bit smarter

granted, but everybody made fun of you cuz you weren't smart enough.

i wish i had a coke. (soda)

((I call it Pop XD))

Granted, but it was the low nameless brand that tasted like chinchilla (don't ask)


I wish i had some pie

granted, but it was foot pie, and you were arrested for being a cannibal.

i wish my sister wasn't sick

granted, but then you were


I wish i didnt have to take a shower :I

Granted, but then you had to take a bath.
I wish I had a rock.

Granted, but then it fell on your head and knocked you unconscious.

I wish my hovercraft wasn't full of eels.

Granted, but it was full of sharks

I wish I could have a banana smoothie!!

Granted, but it fell on the floor and you slipped in it.

I wish that my parents would just GET THE PIANO TUNED, already. I'm sick of playing it and hearing foul notes.

Granted, but then a mouse accidently got in the piano when the person was fixing it.

I wish I didn't have to go to school because I was already smart.

Granted, but then you didn't have any friends as an adult because you didn't go to school.

I wish that this stupid keyboard wasn't so hard to type on.

Granted, but then the stupid screen stopped working.

I wih the s on my keyboard wa working.

Granted, but then the 'f' key stopped working, and it made you eaking rustrated. XD

I wish that I could think of another thing to wish for.

Granted, but then you couldn't figure out a way to make someone's wish bad.

I wish I could meet Justin Bieber so I could tell him some people don't like him.