A Very Potter Musical/Sequel

Hey yall's. I wanted to talk to you about something I like to call StarkidPotter. They are possibly the most supermegafoxyawesomehot people ever.. I like to quote this musical.
"Where have you been all my life?'- Ron Weasley
"In a cupboard under some stairs."-Harry Potter (Also known as Blaine from Glee)
"OH MY GOD UMBRIDGE STOP TEXTING ME!"-Lucius Malfoy
*A few seconds later* "Did you get my text?"-Umbridge
"Yes, I got your text."-Lucius
"Well, you didn't text me back."-Umbridge
Post your favorite AVPM/S quotes here!

-Reserves this for for later quoting of the amazing musical-