Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but he was glued to you, and he couldn't go away, even when he started to hate you.

I wish I had a unicorn.

Granted, but a unicorn that was so tiny you couldn't even see him or her.

I wish I could watch the Women's Fifa World Cup 2011 in Germany right now.

Granted, but the vision on your extremely small TV screen was very blurry, and the static on your poor reception made the game impossible to hear.

I wish my dog wasn't lying down doing nothing right now. (Lazy butt.)

Granted, but he fell asleep, making him not awaking for years to come.

I wish Pack Leader would beat Alpha at Halo Reach, so I can play against her.

Granted but then they lost their X-box and couldn't play against you.

I wish for C4.

I have no idea what that is.

Granted,but in the middle of making it, it suddenly got broken.

I wish I watched USA Women and Korea play tomorrow.

*it suddenly broke.

*I wish I could watch

I had to do that.
I hate when people use bad grammar...

Woops. Thanks Bunny. I'm kinda off today. My head has been hurting. (Not lieing)

What's your wish Boo?

I wish I had chips right now.

Granted but you couldn't open the bag.

I wish for cheese.

Granted, but the cheese you got became so slimy you freaked out and ran away.

I wish it wasn't so hot here where I live.

Granted but then it got so cold that you froze.

I wish for non-slimy, non-poisonous cheese.

Granted, but your cheese exploded for no reason.

I wish it would rain here where I live.

Granted but it was acid rain and melted anything in its pass.

I wish for non-explosive, non-slimy, non-poisonous cheese.

Granted, but mice came to the place you were and took your cheese.

I wish I had David Beckam with me..XD

Granted, but David was a zombie and ate your brains.

I wish I had a loaf of bread. :)

Granted but it was eaten by your mom.

I wish for more friends on facebook.

Granted, but you diactivated your facebook, and that making you not having any facebook friends anymore.

I wish I could have a big magnet right now.

Granted, but you were wearing your metal, golden underpants so it sucked you to the wall and there you were stuck for all eternity.

I wish I had me some chicken.

Granted, but that chicken was scared of you and ran away before you could even touch it.

I wish I had some fries right now.

Granted, but those fries were so insanely hot that they burned the inside of your mouth and you had, NO KETCHUP!

I wish I had some Band-Aids.

Granted, but miniature ones that wouldn't help you at all.

I wish I had a Brown Chocolate Lab.

Granted, but he was a psychopathic rabid Brown Chocolate Lab who went on a killing spree when he smelt the haunting aroma of bananas.

I wish I had a 62" Flat Screen TV.

Granted, but in your dreams.

I wish I could watch the USA and Sweden game right now.

Granted, but the power goes out after 1 minute of watching it.

I wish I had 100 dollars.

Granted, but it flew away landing in a volcano.

I wish I could write like Rick Riordan.