Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but what lake you pushed your sister in was a ball pit lake.

I wish I could climb very good.

Granted, but you fell too
I wish I had more than 1 farm.

Granted, but more than 1 ant farm.

I wish I had a footlong that I could slap people with.

Granted so you got a foot long feather to hit people with.

I wish for a full size metal baseball bat and a steel baseball bat with a steel baseball launcher.

Granted, but people got so confused that they decided not to build those kind of things.

I wish I was a tiger.

Granted, but only a plush tiger.

I wish I had a new x-box

Granted, but an x-box without any power cords.

I wish I had a wii.

Granted, but it got crushed by a truck before it could get to you.

I wish I could have pikachu!

Granted, but your pokemon would never come out of it's poke ball.

I wish I had a griffin.

Granted, but it got tired of staying in one place and flew away.

I wish that I can be an archer instructor

Granted, but the bow string is so weak, that your arrow shoots two feet.

I wish I could be on the Discovery Channel.

Granted but then they got rid of discovery channel.

I wish that fire would scorch the surface of the earth.

Granted, but in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

I wish I was a scientist.

Granted, but you accidentally went insane during an experiment and commited suicide in a mental institution.

So what is your wish?

I'll make a wish.

I WISH I COULD BREATH IN WATER AND BREATH ON LAND.

Granted, but you only became an amphibian for five minutes.

I wish I could turn into air.

Granted, but you couldn't turn back, so someone gross breathed you in, and you were stuck inside them.

I wish I didn't have to learn science or math. :/

Granted, but you were forced to by your parents.

I wish my parents were over protective.

Granted but they were too protective and they never let you leave your bed and taped you down and brought your food to your bed.

I wish for a wheel of cheese.

Granted, but it was invisible.

I wish I could be a tall person.

Granted, but you always smack your head in doorways.

I wish for a million more wishes with absolutely no downside or side effects

Granted, but you are a mute and you lost your voice.

I wish I could have met the Beatles.