Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but they ingored them.

I WISH I WAS A PONY!
NAO!

Granted, but you kicked yourself and died.
I wish my life would end, beacause no one likes me.

Wish granted, but you changed your mind because you missed your grandmother.
I wish I had a rainbow pony!

Granted, but then you came back to life because everybody cared about you so much!

I wish KillRock was a diamond so she can't be destroyed. :D

Granted, but I broke my but instead.
I wish poop was edible.

Granted, but it still tasted like poop.

I wish that I had a Banananananananna Slug!
(You eat half of it and it tastes like banana! Then it grows back and it's like everlasting!)

Granted, but it tastes like slug.
I wish I could meet the gods.

Granted, but they had a party and knocked you off the cloud.

I wish I could be somebody else for a day.

Granted, but that somebody else was a homeless guy off the streets...
I wish I has a cookie.

Granted, but it was made with flesh and the chocolate chips was poop.

I wish I had a Moomoo!

Granted, but it was an Oinkoink and smelled bad.
I wish somebody would go away.

Wish granted, but that 'somebody' was your mother.
I wish I had eyes that shoot sausage from them.

Granted, but you had to insert the sausage into your eyes and that was very painful for you.

LOL
Wish Kendall

I wish I could be the leader of the CABIN LEADERS on here...

Wish granted, but you got really stressed and quit.
I wish that the tennis match I am watching would end already, THEY'VE BEEN PLAYING FOR 3 DAYS!

Granted,but they came to your house to play,and it took 5 days,and they turned on really loud music,and it kept you up.
I wish I was a ninga assasin.

Wish granted, but your target was the one you loved.
I wish I owned the biggest bag of flour.

Granted,but you got trapped in it,sufficated,and died.
I wish I could raise the dead.

Wish granted, but you could only raise dead bugs.
I wish I was rich

Granted,but you had to sell your freinds and family to become rich.
I wish I had a house of my own.

Wish granted, but the house was only 50 square feet.
I wish the next wish wished came true.

Granted,but your next wish is defective.
I wish I had a slave...

Wish granted, but your slave was your mother.
I wish that the wish of wishes was wished to wish wishes were wished.

Granted,but I dont understand it,so it didnt work.
I wish I had a freid chicken machine...xD