Game: Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, but it broke.
I wish that this wish of wishes wasn't complicated.

Granted,but it became to simple it isnt fun.
I wish I ha a octopus.

Granted but it ried to kill you.

I wish I met Jessie James and the younger brothers gang.

Granted,but they killed you.
I wish I had a cool game.

Wish granted, but the magical wish granter misinterpreted it and gave you the worst game ever that was really cold.
I wish I had some pie.

Granted, but you choked on it, and died.
I wish I had some chicken.

Wish granted, but it was poison and you died.
I wish Adam wasn't so addicted to bagels.

Granted, but I became addicted to heroine and overdosed, killing myself. (Howdya feel now?!?)
I wish Music didn't rant about me so much.

Grante,but it was only for a day.
I wish you guys would go on the chatbox.

Granted, but suddenly I felt the need to do something, and forgot.
I wish that I could jump over my house.

Granted,but you sprain your legs when you do it.
I wish I could eat Adam.

Wish granted...do I have to mess this one up?
I wish I could think of a wish.

Granted,but it was a bad wish.
I wish I had a monster pet.

Wish granted, but it ate you.
I wish I had a unicorn that farted rainbows.

Granted, but the rainbows were made of acid and burned a hole through the ground, through the earth, and then the Atmosphere, causing it to be destroyed. Therefore the whole world hates you.

I wish I could be awesome!
(Not that I alread am...)

Granted but every one hated you.

I wish that hot guys aren't always lder than me.

Granted, but they were toddlers.

I wish I could read others minds!

Granted But The Genie thought you said Otters minds so now you can only think about fish

I wish that wishes here wern't complicated as real life is, if some people would get along things would be so much better no war Obama as not president always Sunny/Rainy (Perfect Balance of Weather) You know? Like, Like if people Wern't.... BAD! This Would Be Good. So My Wish Is Wishing that wishes would sometimes maybe positivly negaive or one thing leads to another to be maybe true. (Collective intake of Breath) AAAAANNNNNDDDD Thats it.

Granted but the geinnie had a hard time rembering so instead Obama became dictator and the world ended up on fire.


I wish could be a vampire bunny!!!! Lol

Granted, but there was only one gummy bear.
I wish that I had some lotion.

Granted,but there was only half a drop of it.
I wish I had Stardust Dragon from Yu-Gi-Oh.

Granted, but ish sploded.
I wish I had a bagel.

Granted,but there's mold and things all ova it.
I wish I had a unicorn.

Granted but it was a plastic toy unicorn.
I wish I wasn't so bored.