Game: Corrupt a Wish

Garnted but it turned to 3.16 and all of your math problems are WRONG!

I wish for a huge party!

Granted but the only thing you could do was read at the party.

I wish for destruction to follow in my wake.

Granted but someone fixed it and YOU were destroyed.

I wish 4 a healthy economy.

Granted but you had to start fixing it.

I wish for My homework to attack people.

Granted but the toy malfunctioned and exploded in your face while you were playing with it.

I wish that life was boring.

Granted but you were only importent in your neighborhood.

I wish for a slice of pie.

Granted but it was poisind so you got ill forever.

I wish my friend wasn't already at their new house and for my friends A: not to hate eachother and B: for everything to work out.

I know it's more then one wish but I am really sad and upset right now.

Oh! You ruined the game. Nobody's gonna want to corrupt it and we can't just say *GRANTED* cause that defeats the purpose.


*sigh*

granted, but everyone got bored and stopped posting.

I wish it would rain.

Grated but you went to sleep for eternity, basically painless death in your sleep.

I wish for my enemies to be vaporized in a mysterious beam of light.

Granted, but as soon as they were vaporized, they came back, tripling.

I wish I could model :D

Granted but you could never find what you were looking for.

I wish for the world to end.

Granted but when it did everyone but you was transported to another universe that was exactly the same and there was no one there but them so they didn't know it happened and you died.


I wish I could rp right now.

Granted, but you roleplayed alone.

I wish I was indestructable!

Granted, but you met him in a crowded mall and lost sight of him 2 seconds after.

I wish I couldn't die.

Granted but it was so 3D it hurt your eyes and you went blind.


I wish I was a super hero.