Me in a nutshell on a silver platter in the middle of a field of wheat.

Hey everyone! My name's Jack, and I stumbled upon this site while snooping around these dandy interwebz. Hope this discovery will be worth the time it took to scream my lungs out (not literally, it's the middle of the night here) and express my gratitude for other megafans like me--the cool and knowledgeable ones, not the creepy stalker-ish ones.

But, yeah! :D Infer my personality from all that insanity! I dare you.

Triple-dog-dare ya. Now you have to.

Wishz of Mosd Dandee Fun,

Jack (aka Mr. Maniac)

What do you have against creepy stalker-ish ones? D: Careful what you say. The ones in the bushes might attack you.

loljekeh.

Hi.

I am Sam the ham [s]and I don't like green eggs and ham.[/s] I've been called insane too! (Not by therapists, though. That would require me to take medication and a straight jacket.)

ENIWEY. WELCOME TO THE SITE. I'M NEW TOO. Let's be frands 8D