The Incestful Family Of CHB [my christmas present to the ones trying to figure it all out]

I was creepin' on Daniel's characters and found this:
Angel thought her and Dan were just having an affair, but it turns out they were married all along. :p

Daniel wrote:

Angel wrote:

Danny-boy...why are you characters so good?! >.<

Oh, so is this how you speak to your husband? (I think that's where we stand right now... maybe it changed since last night. I dunno. xD)

BUTYOURCHARACTERSAREAMAZINGTOOANGEL. 8D So amazing that I refused to put spaces in that sentence.

Angel wrote:

I thought we were just having an affair? O_o *doesn't know*
Wait...wouldn't that make me more of a whore if I don't even know if we're married or not? xD

Fluffy wrote:

Moo missed a lot last night.

Moo, our children are Remp, Dan, Emily and Nico (Nico's the forgotten one ;p). Remp and Dan were married, then divorced, then Dan got preggo with Death and they remarried and Angel, my sister (their aunt), married Dan and Emily married Dan and I'm marrying Emily, my daughter, this July under the stars.

Dan's a pimp.

Angel wrote:

But me and Rempy are still secretly in love but Fluf is obsessed with him so she's stalking him and wants to kill me. xD (Just added that part cause I thought it'd fit.)

Fluffy wrote:

Lol, no. Remp is my son and you're my sister.

I will not go on a murderous rampage.


This time.

Angel wrote:

Uh-huh. xD I'm married to my nephew...incest doesn't seem to be a big concern in our family...
And you're obsessed/in love with your own son. xD

And it turns out Dan's not 53, but 56. And that Angel was secretly plotting to steal the money out of Dan's trust fund when he kicked the bucket.

And Moo and Fluffy are married. :p And then Moo gives us presents.

charlie sheen wrote:

I'm so un-loopy that I wasn't there for the marriages between my kiddies. I need now to spoil 'em.

*gives Dan a new pedo-van*
*gives Emily a bag of guns*
*gives Rempy a life supply of Axe*
*gives Nico a sticker*

FORGOTTEN CHILDREN ONLY GET STICKERS :p

Then I cuddle my bag of guns. And name it Frank and Linda. IRRELEVANT.

The Banana is Fluffy and Moo's granddaughter. Fluffy's son Remp had Banana. Fluffy is still obsessed with Remp.

Guest wrote:

Yes, our granddaughter. -pulls up into a squeeze-y hug- Sorry, hon. We haven't forgotten you, you're just not part of the immediate family. How is your mother Tethys and father Remp? Here is a gold-chain necklace worth ten-thousand dollars. Wear it with pride. ;D

And it is established the Moo gave birth to Nico and Dan. Which means Fluffy must've carried Remp and I.

charlie sheen wrote:

*puts gum on the back of it* All better.

Oh, Also, Nico and Dan (I think) are from my belly. Everyone else was in Floof's xD

Also, Skye is my adoptive sister from Iceland. :p

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Thats one messed up family.

No kidding. xD Seriously, that's the biggest our family's ever been, I think.

UPVOTED. Ehehehehehehe

...and here i am with my dead squirrel complaining about how he never does the dishes.

And that's the gospel truth!

AMEN, BROTHA. PREACH IT! PREAAAACH IT!

THIS WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY. DARM YOU, ZAN. (thiswassolongago.xD)

ANGEL, I WAS CREEPIN'. IT'S WHAT I DO BEST. (twassolongagoindeed xD)

YAY. I still have my sticker. It lost it's stick, so I got gum to put on the back of it!

WHAT ABOUT THE MICHAELS FAMILY. *le hurt*

HEY. You guys forgot that I'm married to Remp/Adam. ;p

Remp is like...married to everyone... :3

God... I love that topic... ((:

I'm sam's father, as I'm married to Ninja/Zelda