Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but then you had to go in two hours. xD

I wish that I could come up with a good wish.

Granted, but when it was a good wish, it became to a bad wish!

I wish my Team would freaking cover me on Capture the Flag in Reach.

Granted, but you didn't cover them and you lost.

I wish you would log on! ^^

Granted, but when I came on, you were not on!

I wish you were logged on!

Granted, but Skye was only on for 3 seconds before logging off.

I wish I could have more time!

Granted, but then you got too much time.

I wish that I would go get my dessert already.

Granted, but when you got your desert, I ate it!

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted but then everyone else was too tired and they never talked to you.

I wish for everyone to not talk to me but they talked to me.

Granted, but then you made no sense.

I wish Wolfers would come back! D8

Granted, but I'm only back for about thirty minutes or so.

I wish Pack Leader hadn't drawn on my face...:DD

Granted, but then you missed the awesome whiskers!

I wish I would have the energy to get up and change the channel. 8P

Granted, but you had too much energy, making you break your TV.

I wish I could stop posting on these games and post in the topics..

Granted, but then I got you addicted again! :DD

I wish I would stop chewing on this popsicle stick. xD

Granted, but then you started to chew on gum, that then tasted bad.

I wish I would stop yawminh...

Granted, but then you couldn't spell correctly!

I wish I would stand up and S T R E T C H . . .

Woops..My eyes are slowly closing..

Granted, but when you stretched you pulled a muscle making you act like an old lady with a hurt back.

I wish Alpha would throw me a pillow instead of me walking over to get a pillow..

Granted, but when he threw the pillow it knocked your Gatorade over and shorted out your computer, and then you couldn't post back. xD

I wish I didn't just briefly passed out.

Granted, but if you did that again, you would've just fell asleep leaving me all alone.

I wish I had a nice pillow underneath my head right now.

Granted, but then you fell asleep and never woke up... E V E R A G A I N . . .

I WISH I COULD GO TO SLEEP!

Meme...I don't want to be asleep forever...

Granted, but you were in a limbo, making it so you can never reach to reality everagain!

I wish I could sleep with my eyes open. :DD

Granted, but then it freaked out all of your future husbands and you could never find another husband!

I wish I had some chocolate!

Granted, but it made you all hyper, making you leave this computer and jumping around everywhere.

I wish another song could come on, instead of these people talking on the radio.

Granted, because they are too depressing. YAY STEREO LOVE!

I wish my laptop's speakers could be louder!

Granted, the speakers broke, leaving with you nothing to listen to.

I wish this song would pass!

Granted, but I didn't know what song it was, so it skipped all of the songs... Making music non-existent to you. 8P