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Baby Lex
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 |  Subject: Clerking...bleh. (Private to Jessica)  Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:32 pm | |
| As I sit behind the clerk counter, reading my Rolling Stone, I glance up every now and then to check for disturbances. It was mostly deserted. Anyway, I was here because I gave a camper a black eye. Whatever. I read about Eminem- my idol. | |
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jessica
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| | Subject: Re: Clerking...bleh. (Private to Jessica) Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:40 pm | |
| I walk in and start looking at the merchandise. I frown at something that wasn't me at all. It was a skull. On its left was a conk shell. I smile at it. On the left of the conk shell was a lightning bolt which made me frown again. I smile and grab the conk shell. I walk up to the register and say, "Excuse me. I'd like to buy this." I jingle the money in my pocket. It was all golden drachmas. | |
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Baby Lex
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| | Subject: Re: Clerking...bleh. (Private to Jessica) Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:46 pm | |
| I look up. Ugh, another costumer. I pick the shell up and check the bottom for a price tag. "'Ight," I say as I set the shell back on the table. "That's a dollar ninty-nine." I yawn obnoxiously. | |
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jessica
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| | Subject: Re: Clerking...bleh. (Private to Jessica) Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:48 pm | |
| I say, "All I have is drachmas. I heard you can pay in drachmas. Is that true?" | |
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Baby Lex
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| | Subject: Re: Clerking...bleh. (Private to Jessica) Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:56 pm | |
| I roll my eyes, but you couldn't see them under my Kanye West slitted glasses. I've given this spiel about 20 times. I stand up straight, and my red shirt that said "I Love You Like A Fat Kid Loves Cake" -the one with the fat kid hugging the cake on it- hung loosely to my waist. Anyway I speak in a drone-like voice. "You could, but this price is a bit too small for a drachma." | |
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jessica
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| | Subject: Re: Clerking...bleh. (Private to Jessica) Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:00 pm | |
| "Fine, let's see if I have something in my back pocket." I say looking in my back pockets. I find a five dollar bill. I say, "Do you have change for a five?" | |
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Baby Lex
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| | Subject: Re: Clerking...bleh. (Private to Jessica) Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:02 pm | |
| I take it. "Maybe." I look in the register, and come up with $3.01. | |
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