Tv show! Any one can join!

Basically, this is a role-playing tv show!

Interviewer: "So Liliana, what is it like to win the National Spelling bee 5 times in a Row as well as excel in every class?"
Liliana: "Well... I get it from my mother. She's the smartest one out of her own family. Winning the spelling bee is no problem, I sometimes want to be able to let some other kids, but I mostly just do it for the Cookies." I laugh a bit and smile.

Cop: Roxanne, why did you rob the bank?
Roxanne: I got bored and I needed some cash-ola for something.
Cop: Speechless.

Judge: So, did you really happen to kill a peaceful little bear?
Mercedes: It was a stupid Minotaur you idiot.
Judge: Excuse me? SECURITY.
Mercedes: *Mindwashes them* PEACE OUT SUCKAS!
Judge/Security: UHH.

*loves Mercedes*
Cop: So why did you burn down that building?
Gloria: *defiantly straightens her American flag around her neck* It was an act of defiance and is self explanatory.
Christian: What she means is, she got irritated with the law and decided to revolt.
Gloria: *elbows Christian*

Doorman:Maria, who is your favorite parent?
Maria: My father T-. Tyrone *Thinks about her father Triton.*
Doorman:Why did you soak the apartment building?
Maria:Because my father told me to. ( JKJK) Cuz I got irritated with you.

An interview with Kronos:

Yolonda: Hi Kronos! Have a nefarius day!
Kronos: What does "nefarius" mean?
Yolonda: Unwanted.
Kronos: I'll show you nefarius!
Yolonda:Omg! You just said your own MOM doesn't even like you!
Kronos: Grrrr.... *jumps to attack*
Yolonda: Security!!!!!! *Percy Jackson comes running in wearing a security uniform*
Kronos: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Yolonda:Get out of here, Kronos! *Percy drags a kicking a screaming Kronos off the stage*
Yolonda: That's all for now! Come back next tme!

Teacher: So Amelia Earhart said, "Adventure is worthwhile in itself."
Alex: *mutters* Thats what she said.
Teacher: Thats right Alex. She DID say that.
Alex: Backfired again.
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Austin: I found 50 bucks!
Mason: Where'd you find it, punk?
Austin: In your wallet. Here you go. *Gives the wallet to Mason and then runs off.*

Guy who got slapped: Why'd you slap me?
Madeline: Your face looked lonely, and my hand needed some company. It wanted to kiss you, but it can't. So, you was slapped.
Guy who got slapped: You're special.
Madeline: *huggles*

Baylee: My jacket needs a place to sit.
Nerd: No it doesn't, It's an inanimate object.
Baylee: *Shoves hand into a pocket* I have a pet mouse in there.
Nerd: That's your hand.
Baylee: No it's not. *Grabs a rubber snake and throws it at him, pushing him out of the seat and setting my jacket there*
Nerd: AHHHH MOMMY!! *Screams and runs away*

A.J.: Hey Colby!
Colby: What is it?
A.J.: Guess what?
Colby: *yawns* What?
A.J.: CHICKENBUTT!!! *laughs maniacally*
Colby: *stands there* Where's the joke?