ChooseYourOwnAdventure: Sburbian Forum Nuke [TEXT]

You are a young man going by the forum alias of Panan. You have recently entered the Medium with a few friends of yours in an attempt to avoid the meteors pounding your planet. It's a long story, alright?
You are currently standing in your room, looking out your window at your chosen planet: The Land of Tempest and Myth. It's is raining hard. What will you do?

Go outside and jump around :3

> Go outside and jump around :3

What? No! It's raining too hard for you to go out right now. Besides, you have bigger problems to deal with.

Eat chili dawgz

> Eat chili dawgz

If you were here in my house I would run you through with my VORPAL BLADE.

I can't exit my room because there happens to be a stray EMERALD LICH exploring my house. Trying to take it on would be suicide. And I can't exactly exit the house for obvious reasons.

I would make the house as bright as I could to try to drive the Lich away.

> I would make the house as bright as I could to try to drive the Lich away.

That is an increadibly stupid idea.

A. Sburbian Liches don't just go away when you shine things on them. Infact, the notion of doing so seems foolish.
B. That would make me a beakon for stronger enemies. Yeah, not gonna happen.

Maybe you should see what you can do while you wait for the storm to pass?

I would look around for anything I could hold the Lich back with.

> I would look around for anything I could hold the Lich back with.

There aren't to many things in your room other than some clothes, your computer, a few game systems, and ABOMINATIONSPRITE.
wait ABOMINATIONSPRITE
...
You feel stupid for not relizing your KERNELSPRITE could take down a lich easily.

I would use the KERNELSPRITE to kill the lich.

> I would use the KERNELSPRITE to kill the lich.

You cannot use ABOMINATIONSPRITE becuase he is a SENTIENT ENTITY. He fights Enemies, but only when you are fighting them. Which may or may not be a bad idea. Oh look one of your FRIENDS is PESTERING you.

What?

> What? INVALID COMMAND. REPLAING WITH ==>

It looks like your SERVER motorolaReaper is trying to contact you. WELL HERE WE GO.

Pesterlog
Panan: hey
mR: Hi
Panan: what's up
mR: I see you have a Lich problem
Panan: yea
mR: Hold on a sec.

You hear a loud crash.

Panan: wtf what was that
mR: I used your fridge to crush the Lich...
Panan: the fridge is destroyed isn't it.
mR:...
motorolaReaper ceases pestering Panan [??:??]

damn it mR
just
damn it

OH SH*T,MY CHILI DAWGZ!

What is This Even About?

> What is This Even About?

((In vain of mspaintadventures, i decided to go and create a CYOA, a kind of forum game.
This takes place in the current Foracalypse in which everyone is RPing as themselves entering the Medium, an abstraction created by the game sburb in the latest canon adventure.
Yeah))

> OH SH*T,MY CHILI DAWGZ!

You don't live here nupnuts. And there never were any chilidogs.

Boy have I missed you.
Let the lulz commence.

Inaniloquist wrote:

Boy have I missed you.
Let the lulz commence.

shoot i've been found out

but yeah inan how have ya been
ive missed you too

Well, I remember your MS paint adventures. SO, Y'KNOW.
CAN'T HIDE FROM ME PUNK. D<

So there were never any chili dogs? T_T

> So there were never any chili dogs? T_T

I THINK IT IS SAFE TO SAY I ESTABLISHED THERE NEVER WERE ANY
but yeah you can go out and explore your house now.